tila tequila

A great example of what's wrong with America.

Tila Tequila scares me.

by nrl6487 December 26, 2007

Tolani

a girl who has a perfect body and is stalked around by fit boys including perverts she's bossy and somtimes quiet.
She like to have a lauhg and can never say no to fun.

Guy : I saw a girl who had a perfect body shape

Guys friend : oh it must be a tolani

by tikyle October 31, 2011

toilaflexion

\ toy'lah'FLEK'shun \ (v.)
The unnatural twisting and bending motions made by people as they wipe while still seated on a toliet. Toilaflexion can occasionally result in pulls or strains if performed while standing.

Dave: Hey Chris! What's with the body cast?
Chris: Awww I got toilaflexion while wiping my ass last week.

by Telephony November 16, 2010

Tolani

The most gorgeous and perfect girl to walk the Earth. She is super funny, and did I mention beautiful? Everyone loves a Tolani! Boys can't resist her and she has the most amazing body ever! There is no comparing yourself to Tolani. Although her name means "lady", it doesn't mean she's that innocent, goody-two-shoes girl that obeys all the rules, she's her own person. She'll do whatever she wants when she wants and the people around her won't want to stop her. she also gets her self into lots of trouble by following the crowed but doesn't really learn from her mistakes.

Alan: "I saw Tolani yesturday"
Ed: "wow ur really lucky"

by opposite June 24, 2012

tiozão

(Brazilian, informal) Stereotypical middle-aged man who is ever-present in family reunions, has an outgoing personality, is outspoken in his conservative beliefs and struggles to adapt to technology.

My father is such a tiozão! I had to spend a whole day teaching him how to use his new phone and now he shares with me every single new article Ann Coulter writes on Facebook.

by CruzeiroDoSul November 18, 2018

Tila Tequeefa

Tila Tequeefa

|tee-la| |ta-kwee-fa|

-proper name
1. A portmanteau word built from the words queef and Tila Tequila; an alternate name used to describe a Vietnamese whore and other alien life forms.

I saw Tila Tequeefa on tv the other day, she was shamefully plugging her new album during a non-related interview. In her music video she looks like a freaking half naked alien.

by ±0 October 24, 2010

Tila Tequila

A horrible singer, who got famous for spamming the net with naked and half naked pics

I'll just go to Tila Tequila's page with my sound muted!

by Wilson1 February 16, 2008