by Jim lahey July 19, 2014
When the guy puts glitter on his cock and balls and proceeds to let a girl go down on him. Once the glitter is around the girls mouth, the guy has succeeded in a successful tinsel stick.
by doobersnooze December 13, 2009
by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020
by Bob April 14, 2004
a state acheived by wrapping ones inhebriated self in tinsel (done during chrsitmas period) before proclaiming "I AM THE TINSEL KING!!"
Rob: *pulls tinesl off of door as he falls over*
Rob Gets back up wrapped in tinsel Yelling i am the tinsel king
Rob Gets back up wrapped in tinsel Yelling i am the tinsel king
by Rob *the tinsel king* Fisher February 2, 2010
Dick Tinsel is created when using semen as a decorative material that mimics strands of ice or icicles similar to Chin Cicles. Dick Tinsel is created when long, narrow strands of loads of semen emulate icicles when they are strategically shot onto and hang from the face, body parts or the sexy, slutty Christmas outfit of your chosen Holiday Whore. The modern production of Dick Tinsel typically involves multiple loads from one or more sexual partners during a sexual session referred to as a Decorating Party. Modern day decorative Christmas tinsel was invented in Nuremberg, Germany, in 1610. Dick Tinsel was invented in Florida in 2013 out of sexual perversion and the holiday boredom of traditional decorating and same old traditional Christmas party attire.
Becoming tired of mundane holiday decorations and seeing his girlfriend Sandy's same old slutty, little black holiday party dress, Harvey decided it was time for a Decorating Party to spruce up Sandy and her dress with some holiday spirit. After putting on her dress, Sandy laid on the bed and Harvey repeatedly jerked off all over her laying strand after stand of Dick Tinsel until she was fully decorated. They both sang Christmas carols for the rest of the evening while Sandy glistened.
by Eaton Holgoode December 17, 2013
by BienRabiosa January 19, 2021