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Tinsel Dick 

When the cock is all decorated, shiny and stringing a sloppy amalgam
of cum and sex juices.
That slut was so wet she game me tinsel dick.

Grab me a towel so I can wipe up this tinsel dick.
Tinsel Dick by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020

tinsel town 

I'm going to tinseltown with dreams of becoming famous.
tinsel town by Bob April 13, 2004

Tinsel King 

a state acheived by wrapping ones inhebriated self in tinsel (done during chrsitmas period) before proclaiming "I AM THE TINSEL KING!!"
Rob: *pulls tinesl off of door as he falls over*

Rob Gets back up wrapped in tinsel Yelling i am the tinsel king

Tinsel Tosser 

English slur for gay people at Christmas time.
Look at him, drinking his eggnog. Man, that guy is a total tinsel tosser.
Tinsel Tosser by Danny Fantome December 2, 2016

tinsel teeth

What's the matter tinsel teeth, does the cat have your tounge?
tinsel teeth by Light Joker January 31, 2005

tinsel eater 

A drooling simpleton. Likely to put anything shiny or bright in their mouth.
cf "window licker".
"I'm not inviting him. He's a fucking tinsel eater"
tinsel eater by anonnymuss August 12, 2003