tinnies

Australian, n , cans; tins of beer.

Hundereds of empty tinnies littered the floor of my house.

by herbie August 31, 2004

twinkiesmoot

A twinkiesmoot is a unit of measure which describes the rate of production of Twinkies, the famous snack cake. As of 2009, the rate of production of Twinkies is 60,000 per hour; thus, 1 twinkiesmoot is 60,000 per hour.

The Twinkiesmoot is named in honor of Oliver R. Smoot. While a student at M.I.T. in 1958, Smoot lay down on the Massachusetts Avenue bridge between Cambridge and Boston, Massachusetts. His length was measured and that length became known in M.I.T. lore as 1 smoot. The term has become widely known and Google Earth offers it as an optional unit of measure. Note that since the twinkiesmoot is a measure of the rate of production, and the smoot is a measure of distance, the two are related in name only.

A related term is "nanotwinkiesmoot." A nanotwinkiesmoot describes the rate of consumption of twinkies by an individual person. 1 nanotwinkiesmoot equals 1 billionth of a smoot, or 0.00006 twinkiesmoots.

The two terms have entered general usage in the Boston, Massachusetts area. It is generally believed to have been coined by a student of the M.I.T. business school.

Alice ate 12 Twinkies in half an hour yesterday. Since 1 twinkiesmoot is 60,000 per hour, she ate them at a speed of 144 nanotwinkiesmoots!

by Walking Point May 23, 2009

squishing twinkies

Girl giving a hand job to 2 guys at the same time until climax

Ex: "Did you hang out with Clarence and Chris last night?"
"Yes. I was totally squishing twinkies"

by Hardenhiggles July 14, 2014

Hangover twinkies

The day after drinking shits essentially. But In this case your stomach hurts very bad and you frequently run to the bathroom to diarreah dump. More over this is after you drink steel reserve or icehouse edge specifically

Troy: aww man I'm gonna be late to work!
David: what's the matter man you got the hangover Twinkies! Haha
Troy: (shit sounds echoing in toilet)
David: he he he I gotta run man, later

by Hatingthisday August 18, 2017

gashlycrumb tinies, the

The 26 children who died in the book of the same title. often escoted by mr death.

The gashlycrumb tinies died horribly. Neville is a Gashlycrumb tiny.

by Rose J March 19, 2005

twinkies

asian people that only appear asian but are actually white on the inside.. much like a twinkie Phrase coined by Herold and Kumar!

Asian chick 1: that guy is HOT!
Asian chick 2: Naah.. hes a twinkie

by Alex October 14, 2004

Shit Twinkies

1) To violently explode anger

2) Something that was so amazing or fucking retarded that made you shit a mountain of cream- filled, chocolate-covered, yellow logs of scrumdidilyumpciousness after your friend decides to dare you to shove your penis into your anus and makes you watch gay porn after 5 bottles of beer and 2 viagra

today i witnessed my teacher shit twinkies because none of us decided to actually do our final over how ghanoreah and a shit load of other STD's can affect the reproductive system and someones social life in health class.

by sundontshine June 20, 2011