The extremely rare cosmic event, in which piles of timber, left to rot on a field combine to form a tree like zombie-cow, hellbent on... Well eating a tonne of grass really.
Random villager: "OMG! that cow's devouring my field"
Random villager's pirate friend: "Tht's no cow, tht be th' dreaded Timbermoo!"
Random villager's pirate friend: "Tht's no cow, tht be th' dreaded Timbermoo!"
by Gosgivit2 September 22, 2009
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1. Successfully transitioning from teen pop icon into unanimously admired adult celebrity, while maintaining moral status of role model.
2. Killing life so hard, that bitches wanna be with you, their men wanna be with you too.
3. Surprising your significant other, friends, family, work colleagues, and strangers with a present. Precisely a dick in a box.
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Biebering Lohaning
verb
1. Successfully transitioning from teen pop icon into unanimously admired adult celebrity, while maintaining moral status of role model.
2. Killing life so hard, that bitches wanna be with you, their men wanna be with you too.
3. Surprising your significant other, friends, family, work colleagues, and strangers with a present. Precisely a dick in a box.
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Biebering Lohaning
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A Memphis-native hottie (who is also a platinum-selling artist, by the way) whom lonely, single women fantasize about having sex with every night.
Lonely girl #1: oh, i had a real erotic dream last night... we were in a pool, and I was sweating a lot...
Lonely girl #2: With Justin Timberlake?
Lonely girl #1: yeah, how did you know?
Lonely girl #2: I had a dream about him, too... Only we fucked in his king-sized bed, not his pool... (Looks at lonely girl #3) Where did you and him do it again? in his studio, was it?
{britney spears}
Lonely girl #2: With Justin Timberlake?
Lonely girl #1: yeah, how did you know?
Lonely girl #2: I had a dream about him, too... Only we fucked in his king-sized bed, not his pool... (Looks at lonely girl #3) Where did you and him do it again? in his studio, was it?
{britney spears}
by justinlover April 28, 2009
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Girl #1: Oh my god, look there's Miley! I love her ugly smile, crappy songs, and all those porno pics that she does. Go Miley!
Girl #2: Oh my god, look there's Justin Timberlake! I hate his great smile, good looks, and incredible singing voice. Justin Sucks!
Girl #2: Oh my god, look there's Justin Timberlake! I hate his great smile, good looks, and incredible singing voice. Justin Sucks!
by Justin Timberlake's Fan August 25, 2008
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Get the Fiddle Me Timbers mug.A phrase used in a south park episode where Mr. or Ms. Garrison explored being a lesbian. Garrison was in bed with another woman "scissoring" (in which two women inter-lock each others legs for sexual arrousal). it is at this time that Garrison becomes excited and says "Oh yeah scissor me timbers!!!".
Lesbian: "I haven't gotten a piece of ass in a while I really wish somebody would scissor me timbers."
by Steven Siravo April 21, 2007
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