by Taquecop May 4, 2008
1)Cut wood for building/burning.
2)a combination of street running and cruelty. Young chavs are awarded points for the amount of walking sticks they kick whilst running down the street.points are awarded on style and grace with which the elderly/disabled person falls. For maximum points(a slow arc, followed by a somersault), "Timber!" is called, hence the name.
2)a combination of street running and cruelty. Young chavs are awarded points for the amount of walking sticks they kick whilst running down the street.points are awarded on style and grace with which the elderly/disabled person falls. For maximum points(a slow arc, followed by a somersault), "Timber!" is called, hence the name.
"Come here billy, help me chop up some timber for the fire"
"Mate got any skag?"
"Nah I aint. Let's go down to Cash Converters and sell some shit. We can play Timber on the way."
"Mate got any skag?"
"Nah I aint. Let's go down to Cash Converters and sell some shit. We can play Timber on the way."
by DRAGON FORCE January 18, 2006
by ZiigZax January 7, 2004
A game little people play to retaliate against the popular sport of "Midget Tossing", in which a little person sneaks up behind a tall person, kicks them in the back of the knee, and yells "Timberrr!!" as they fall.
by OliviaC4 December 1, 2009
The pre-cautious warning to a man's hard-on when an ugly woman's appearance is too ugly to sustain a hard-on.
Ted: Uh Oh here comes FABIOLA!
( Fabiola arrives)
Fabiola: Hey guys!
ALL MEN in the room: TIMBER!!!!
( Fabiola arrives)
Fabiola: Hey guys!
ALL MEN in the room: TIMBER!!!!
by BONEHEADZ February 16, 2009
A wanky American soccer team from the Scummiest city in the United States, Portland, Oregon. MOST well known for the more-than-lame "supporters group" the Timbers Army (TA for short). The Timbers were brought into the MLS in 2011, where they didn't make the playoffs, didn't win any cups, and actually lost a cup (the Cascadia Cup) to their most hated (and better) rivals, Seattle Sounders FC. They're also the holder of the self-proclaimed "Soccer City USA" title. Probably should have a better team if you're going to call yourself that.
The Timbers Army wasn't too happy today. 48 seconds from kick, Roger Levesque from the Seattle Sounders scored a goal. RCTI...lose?
by ECSTID January 12, 2012
A very beautiful girl who's out going and is very caring . She is a great girlfriend but it takes time for her to open up and actually let you in . She may seem like a player but she's very loyal and kind hearted .
by Bigbooty110 September 23, 2015