tightass

a person reluctant to share any of there money with a friend

Larry was such a tightass. He wouldn't even buy Ryan a slice of Mesa pizza.

by clifford sr. June 15, 2010

tightass

a person that is cheap and dont like to spend money

god that fucking person is such a tightass

by samantha May 5, 2004

Tightmare

Any pleasurable dream in which the dreamer experiences feelings of exhilaration, euphoria, pure bliss, etc.

Father: Last night, I dreamed that Justin Bieber was deported.
Misinformed Pre-teen Daughter: OMG daddy, that's a terrible nightmare!!!
Father: Nah bitch, that's a tightmare.

by KevBurn January 10, 2011

tightass

One who does not appreciate the sheer hilarity of the lemonparty image.

Elyse must be a real tightass if she got pissed when you showed her lemon party.

by Tonii Pepperoni August 5, 2006

tightass

Someone who is really reluctant to use money and/or rescources . Will ask you for 20 dollars petrol money just to get down the fucking road.

Tristan is a fucking tightass, who drives a red datto, filled with other peoples fuel money.

by Trizzos Nightmare January 26, 2007

tightass

Also tight-ass: One (esp. female) who won't give it up (booty, snatch, whatever). Can be induced by money, power, style or merely the illusion of it. Other similarly arbitrary criteria may apply.

Look at Trudy, she's such a tightass. She won't give it up for anyone!

by Whaddya Know July 27, 2006

tight arse tuesday

In Victoria, Australia, it is very common that petrol prices are reduced on Tuesdays. In fact, most places have started discounting their prices to entice more spending.

Let's go for a movie! It's Tight Arse Tuesday today!

by Suzeekins May 28, 2008