Tice

A combonation of Tight + Nice...

"Did you see that ass!?"
"Whoa, that shit was TICE!"

by HZRD! October 28, 2003

tickman

Credit Draper etc, who gave goods or services on credit and called usually Fridays when wages were paid to collect weekly payments and mark ( tick ) in his credit book the amount received.

Mr Skaboo the Tickman was at her door again

by Thomas Watters March 20, 2007

dank-tirement

Retirement from dank.

“Dude, can’t wait to come out of dank-tirement this weekend”

by 420blaZeitIlluminatiConfirmed April 14, 2019

Mike Tice

1. A word used to describe a person as a buffoon or neanderthal. 2. A person with an IQ under 40. 3. A person who can't go ten seconds without saying "football team". 4. A coach who leads his team to failure at the end of the season. 5. A person who's head is stuck in his/her ass for the remainder of his/her lifetime.

After using both of my challenges in the first 3 minutes and running a WR option down by less than a touchdown near the end of the 4th quarter, I realized I was suffering from Mike Tice syndrome.

by Twins Win Twins Win March 23, 2005

the dos tiempo

An hourly employee who waits until double time before performing any work.

That job should have been done hours ago... the dos tiempo struck again.

by Low Tech November 14, 2016

mexican timemachine

A place for mexicans go to the bathroom before,during,after working on a house.(a.k.a-portapotty)

mexi-1: man i have to take a fatty shit
mexi-2: hey ese use the mexican timemachine.

by suasponte January 27, 2005

journo-tisement

Corperate press release masquerading as journalism, usually found on the internet. May include such media as 'articles' or viral videos etc.

A: 'Hey, there's an article on Yahoo about the McRib being brought back. First time since 1994, it says.'

B: 'Jesus, dude, you're such a sucker! Don't you get it? It's just an ad, pretending to be journalism! That's a classic journo-tisement, right there.'

A: 'My God! You're right. Those bastards!'

by stark_source November 3, 2010