Thurston

A term for an STD that could of come from one of 1,100 people in a dorm at GWU.

I went to the doctor last week and found out I had a Thurston...wish I only had herpes.

by Adam Beck September 4, 2006

Winchester Thurston

A school with two campuses, North and City, in Pittsburgh, PA. The class of 2014 are being bombarded with bullying seminars. It's from PK to 12th grade, and co-ed.

"Kids, you are bullying each other!! Sit at assigned tables!"

"Do you ever....
-lock people in rooms
-punch/kick people
-kill people"

"uhh no"

"yes you do! take another bullying quiz and seminar!"

Winchester Thurston sample dialogue

by don'tyoudareforget April 19, 2009

Thurston

a guy who is sensational at basketball

joe - dude that guy is such a thurston
randy - fer sure

by BBaller2010 April 13, 2010

Thurston Howl the Third

Nickname for a classy professional drinker at a party who can handle his alcohol, bartend, ect. somehow keeping it all together when normal people should have passed out hours ago.

"How the hell is it possible for Thurston Howl the Third to still be drinking?"

by lets start drinking January 26, 2008

Thurston Howell

1. {noun} - The supreme badass millionaire from Gilligan's Island. While it may not have seemed that Mr. Howell was knee deep in sweet lovin', there was more than likely at least four or five orgies at his grass hut every night.

2. {verb} i.e. "to Howell" - To impress women with your riches, in hopes of taking them back to your house (or hut.)

"Yeah, I got a piece... but I had to Howell her for like a week!"

by Jared White July 15, 2008

Thurston High School

A crappy high school in Springfield, OR, where Kip Kinkel once went beserk and killed two students on campus.

Now, the school resembles a prison, with black bars all around the premises, locked gates, and keycard swipes for students to get in and out. Sadly to say, this has not halted the frequency of students skipping class, students from other schools sneaking onto campus, or the number of fights between hicks (50% of the student population) and Mexicans (20% of the student population).

See also jail cell.

Kids who go to Thurston High School usually end up three places: on welfare, in jail, or in Eugene.

by Ketter the Amazing October 20, 2008

Chucked a Thurston

To get drunk, and kicked out of the casino for harassing people with your crutch, not crotch.

Aw man, I went out last night and chucked a Thurston.

by champagnelily September 16, 2010