Thunder cunt

When a girl's pussy is so messed up, loose, roastbeefy and destroyed because it looks like it got struck by lightning.

That girl I brought home last night was so hot, but when I got her in bed she was a total thunder cunt!

by FHS niggas May 22, 2008

Thunder Cunt

A Glorious Thunderstorm in the depths of the cunt. Most known for it's cumstream and flow, but also known to conjure severe orgasmic "thundery-like" sessions upon the occurance of penal entrance of the Thunder Cunt.

i.e.: "That I must say is one fierce Thunder Cunt!"

by Anonymous January 24, 2005

Thunder Cunt

A name given to a an extremely hard-hit shot in football,typically from outside the box, where the ball is hit with the laces so perfectly ,it flies with immense speed that the Goalkeeper has no chance of stopping it.

Also known as a piledriver.

*Tony Yeboah goal for leeds vs Wimbledon 1995*
Fan:OH MY GOD WHAT A THUNDER CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!1!

by Whadayafuckingeyeee June 7, 2018

Thunder Cunt

When a girl queefs while getting fucked.

That bitch I fucked last night had a thunder cunt.

by Skjor August 4, 2020

Thunder Cunt

A rich female authoritarian despot who lives like royalty, has a grating voice, complains, wags her fat little finger at her “subjects”, and enjoys destroying state economies.

I can’t stand watching the weekly briefings from the governor of New Mexico because she is a Thunder Cunt.

by Entirely Over It October 30, 2020

Thunder cunt

A cunt suitable for use by the whole family - at the same time if required.

Would you and your brother stop fighting over that thunder cunt, there's room for everyone!

by LouGee October 18, 2008

thunder cunt

n one who is an enormous cunt.

v what you call someone who is an enormous cunt

adj your not just a regular cunt, you are an ENORMOUS cunt

"Screw you thunder cunt."

Matt was a thunder cunt yesterday because he kept trying to rape little children.

by Austyn, you know me October 20, 2007