I thought this was America

Something you shout at the police as they arrest you for getting drunk and starting fights at your son's little league game.

"For what? Arresting me for what? I'm not allowed to stand up for myself? I thought this was America. Huh? Isn't this America? I'm sorry, I thought this was America."

by TontoTheScalper July 18, 2016

400 thousand dollars

how much it costs to fire heavy's weapon for 12 seconds

it costs 400 thousand dollars to fire this weapon for twelve seconds -heavy weapons guy

by pootis spencer here July 12, 2018

Strawberry thoughts

A kinder way of saying someone is an airhead. Not much is happening in their brain, they only have strawberry thoughts. Harmless, basic, unintelligent thoughts.
Originated in a game of would you rather on Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

"Hey what's that guy thinking???"
"Oh just strawberry thoughts, don't mess/bother with him"

by exmxix1xy September 29, 2019

thoughter

A person who seeds thoughts/ideas/feelings in others.

For me James Hunt is a great thoughter but so was Leonardo Da Vinci. James Hunt seeded a lot of thoughts in me through his way of living and Da Vinci through his work.

by thoughter February 19, 2015

holier than thou douchebag

An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth because of their conspicuous convictions in a higher power.

I'm sick of that holier than thou douchebag telling me it's okay that I'm a sinner.

by Sinner777 December 5, 2009

thoughts on yaoi

Not meant literally as interest in your thoughts on yaoi! It is an expression used to indicate tl;dr ramblings on a subject the listeners aren't interested in.

-<lengthy off-topic rant>
-But what are your thoughts on yaoi?

-I was trying to get back to the subject at hand, but she kept giving me her thoughts on yaoi.

by zuffix January 1, 2009

Good Job, Though

A phrase that would follow when some one totally messed up, but you don't want to totally destroy their confidence.

Player: I can't believe i just gave up threw that interception.

Coach: Yeah, that was the worst pass i've ever seen. Good job, though.

by Macier Ross September 9, 2009