Thister

What happens when your sister is now a they/them

Kevin: Hey Susan, how’s your thister?
Susan: They’re doing great!

by ijakeandbake April 17, 2023

Thisterday

The feeling that something that actually occured today happened yesterday.

Remember that we got to the TSA line at the airport at 4 am in the morning? No, your wrong that happened Thisterday morning.

by Naviles January 21, 2026

Thimper

A thimper is someone who gets super high and starts passionately talking about God, the universe, or deep spiritual truths like they just unlocked the secrets of existence. It’s like a Bible thumper, but way more baked — and less about preaching, more about vibing with the divine.

“Don’t smoke with Jasmine unless you’re ready for a three-hour thimper monologue about angels and quantum physics.”

by lifeguardstatus May 19, 2025