witness the thickness

Bearing witness to a particularly pleasant ass, which is both fit and capable of strenous activity.

Damn Holmes, witness the thickness!
(As a woman with an attractive rear end walks by.)
Indeed Watson, quite an assadocious young lady...

by emilygoo July 27, 2006

tinkleshit

1. A stupid person.
2. The act of pissing and shiting oneself at the same time.

1. Ugh, you're such a tinkleshit. You definitly rode the short bus to school
2. Man, I was so scared I tinkleshited myself.

by cheese fries <3 November 7, 2007

Copy thinkers

What a homeless man in NYC would scream at you when you and your mom don’t give him money and your Aunt Laurie takes it to heart

Homeless man : *holds out hand*
Mom : *looks at hand & looks away*
Daughter: *looks at hand & looks away*
Homeless man: COPY THINKERS *mutters angrily*
Aunt Laurie: *mutters extra angrily*

by Beansbeans April 14, 2020

THICKNESS

When a woman has a Huge Ass and Thick body.

David said "That girl got Thickness!"

by Enrique G. August 15, 2006

thinkle

The thought(s) you have while going to the bathroom, or tinkling.

"Hey Bonnie, i had quite the thinkle today"

by dipinchip August 14, 2009

Twinkess

A twinkess is the female version of a twink. However, a twinkess is not the same as a girly-girl or tomboy. A twinkess is feminine in a sort of masculine way, typically dressing femininely but acting more bold and brash. Twinkesses are usually quite thin with slight muscles.

Twinkesses are not to be confused with bimbos or chavs.

Person 1 : "Hey, man. What's the girl version of a twink?"
Person 2 : "I don't know, a twinkess?"

by VeeTheBean September 3, 2023

travel thickness

The phenomenon of an erection occurring due to the motion of the vehicle you're travelling in.

"Dude, your turn to run in and get the beers"

"Sorry dude, I got travel thickness on the way here, someone else is gonna have to go."

by WeenerNZ March 28, 2015