thing

a penis or the man's full package

I did it with him last night, and his thing is barely visible.

thing by qwerty April 17, 2005

Thing

A term used by someone who wants it to look like he is getting at a girl however it is just one sided.

Yo I hung out with sophia and we are a "thing" now

Thing by AlahIsBeforeEveryone February 26, 2018

thing

it's like a thing

thing 1: you got the thing?
thing 2: yea...

thing by I_ate_the_children April 18, 2019

Thing

When your are best friends with someone but your not dating them. You take them out as well

Are you a thing with that hot chick over there?

Thing by Hunts77 December 9, 2016

thing

stop telling me how many inches.

what does it even mean??
woah woah woah woah, touchy man 🖤
whoa woah

Name one thing that will never change. One thing you can and will always rely on. Your anchor. I'm very curious.

thing by Krkič May 19, 2019

thing

Thing. Any noun. Whats that thing you may ask? Well, its a thing. Unlike someone else said, It can be plural. Look at all these things!

Joe: Wow, Look at all these thing!

Bob: Wtf? Look at all these thing? Did you flunk 6th grade english?

thing by sean_bow August 18, 2004

thing

An object, concept, title, name, or comic book hero. Many uses of, and for this word.

Object: What's that thing on Led Zeppelin's Presence album cover.
Concept: Did you come up with any thing at all?
Title: THE THING--coming to a theater near you!
Name: Ted Cassidy played Thing on the Addams Family.
Comic book hero: The Thing is here to save us from doom!!

Ever see that cheeseburger car the Volkswagen Thing?
Not in person thank God!

thing by thedzone October 11, 2009