Thick'd

An action that occurs when someone for a brief moment in time utilizes a tiny portion of there brain known as the "thicktical lobe" a mushy piece of grey matter that for some unknown reason causes them to run in a random direction, walk into unknown structures, and come up with ideas that are most surely highly dangerous to anyone and everything around them.

Hey where did Phil go? I don't know he was just here a minute ago

wait is that his footprints leading towards that minefield?

Shit should we save him? Hell no that fool is Thick'd!

by Mettamaru October 9, 2017

Thick'd

Doing something against your friends or without a plan and then making a fuss about it

We died because instead of helping us you run to explore that hill.Yeah, we got thick'd.

by Isucatall October 9, 2017

Thick'd Clean

Neebs Gaming 7 Days to Die

To describe something as being picked clean

This place has probably been thick'd clean.

by TravisRenegade February 18, 2021

Thick Dart

A bishop in the game of chess (chess piece)

Those are some thick darts you have lined up! You are about to win the queen!!

by Udorri July 21, 2021

King Thick Dick

The greatest ruler to ever live, he is king thick dick of fuck you mountain. Eats ass nine to five on weekdays like it's their fuckin job. He your new daddy and fucks yo daddy! Everybody's his son fuck you're probably his son. Fucks his way through the whole nation on the daily. Only music he like is the trap remix of your momma suckin dick. Spit on the Pope once and the pope said "thank you". Eats pussy so good it can be heard through the whole nation. He's yo step daddy, yo daddy, and yo momma. He goes back in time to fuck yo grandmomma in her prime. Even yo daddy calls him daddy. His semen can cure yo stank ass breath. Can suck his own dick without bending forward. Cloned himself so he can fuck himself, just to know. Will fuck the mall Santa, the mall Santa sits on his lap. Can fuck across eight planes of exsistance at once. Eat the ass until the hole disappears. Fuck you mountain would be a lesser place without him. He uses the tears of trump supporters as lube. Shit, he was the Big Bang. He creates a galaxy every time he fucks. He was never born, he's always been here. Don't step up to King Thick Dick, you'll get fucked until you give up. The only person who can step to him is Super King Thick Dick. He bakes with baby batter in yo momma's oven. Impregnates women by the thousands. What's a condom? He don't know. You wish you could be a princess so you could ride that dick into the sunset. It ain't snow up on this mountain, the snow ain't snow.

Who do you think you are? King Thick Dick of fuck you mountain

by King Thic Dic June 12, 2016

Thick daddy

In order to qualify to be a thick daddy you must be a man who has yummy arms and is muscular yet still has some love chub, has amazing hair and who is handsome and as well tall - your welcome world

I only fuck thick daddy’s

Damn he is a thick daddy

by Abacado June 9, 2018

thick dipping

Just like skinny dipping except you’re kinda chubby

Let’s go thick dipping Friday night it will be a double full moon if you know what i mean

by halloween socks July 21, 2021