sofia thee first

sofia thee first is an amazing person, and if anyone doesn’t think so, then they are incredibly wrong. sofia thee first always knows how to cheer someone up, and she’s funny too. loves to draw, lil bit quirky, she makes incredible COOKIES. if you don’t have a Sofia thee first in your life you’re really missing out. Like really freaking missin out bro. Pretty sure the point is made. have a Sofia Thee first in your life. No…not the princess from the show “sofia the first,” . I swear to the lord, you dumbasses say the show Sofia the first…

Dear someone important, I’m writin’ a letter to you bro if you don’t have a goddamn sofia Thee first in your life…you’re literally screwed
God I wish I had a Sofia Thee First

by goatperson December 9, 2022

Thee Paint

A cute ass 16 year old on twitter who pretends to be a retarded virgin. His tweets are only for people with above average IQ. Can be used as a synonym for shit.

“Ew, why does it smell like thee paint in here?”
“Because this is a public toilet”

by IHateBlacksTheySmell February 8, 2019

Nay Thee

Highly classy and medieval-styled way of saying "No U"
Uses the old English words nay (meaning "no") and thee ( meaning you)
Although this is the grammatically incorrect version of Nay Thou, this version has been accepted more commonly by the meme community.

Normie 1: Thy mother art a homosexual!
Normie 2: Nay Thee!
Intellectual: Actually It's "Nay Thou"...
*Both Normies*: Ur granny tranny

by ßad life May 16, 2018

teerth

A very hot,charming, kind of tall boy❤️Very gorgeous face! His smile can lighten up the whole World! Teerth is usually the hottest boy!!! He can be serious at times by look but is not like that he is a boy who can be fun😊Girls go crazy behind him😂Teerth’s are the besttt!

He looks so hot but not more than teerth

by Thatcrazygirllll May 2, 2018

Get thee to a nunnery

A literate way of telling a whore to GTFO. For the times when a simple "fuck off" just doesn't do it for you.

Often used when condescension is desired, this term leaves a lasting sting that can only be made by citing shakespeare. Confusion, hurt, and self-doubt often are common side effects experienced by its victims. To be used wisely, or not to be used at all.

Whore: "Hey there, buy me a drink?"
You: "Get thee to a nunnery, skank."
Whore: *sob*

by MC Hamlet, Esquire February 1, 2010

thearin

The greatest boy ever!! He makes the greatest boyfriend. He's sweet, caring, sensitive and loves to helps his friends. Thearin is incredibly cute and looks cute in beanies. Girls love that he is so nice and appreciative. He's also incredibly smart and can help with almost anything.

Girl 1: Have you seen Thearin?
Girl 2: OMG!! Yes i did. He's so cute!!

by Thearin December 13, 2016

Thee god

Thee god is most often seen as the beautiful creator, inspiration, and aim of me’s universe.
He has been known to hold the most varied attributes, from omniscience, omnipotence, omnipresence, omnibenevolence, a whole lot of omnigrrence, to, the Virgo complexity, and a Mac with internet connection.
His main focuses are gutters, the Chinese three hundred store treats, and last but not the least, the damn Italians.
Despite all his magnificence, his presence only requires air conditioner and, at least, once a day, meat.
Thee god has also been found as to be the best corporeal existence ever, the source of all immoral urges, and hopefully the "greatest conceivable eternal shag".
He’s also a damn great kisser.

ME: Thee god, see you were right again.
ME: On wiki, they say they used mortar on that fifteen hundred’s aqueduct structure.

YOU: I know...

ME: Oh that’s true.
ME: You know everything and you’re always right!
ME: Can you tell me one other thing?

YOU: Virgo!

ME: Damn… you rule!

YOU: Fine... keep being sarcastic...

by Evolingualways July 18, 2009