pride of the pack

The feelings of accomplishment you manage to fit your whole asshole back inside yourself

"When i finally got my whole asshole back inside myself I truly felt 'the pride of the pack'"

by PatchyScratchy July 9, 2023

Sharpest Pencil in the Pack

A lazy person; a pencil that is still sharp has obviously not been used, and is therefore not doing a lot of work. It also sounds like a compliment, so you can troll people with it.

Why are you here? You really are the sharpest pencil in the pack, aren't you?

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 6, 2023

alpha male lone wolf sigmachad leader of the pack

me

"i am an alpha male lone wolf sigmachad leader of the pack"

by Retsni February 11, 2025

The Owl Pack

The biggest clique of douchebags found in La Canada. These guys wear Chubbies, Sperrys, brotanks and sunglasses even in the middle if winter. If you ever enter La Canada you can quickly notice them by their topless jeeps and inconsiderate manners. They go to parties just to get into fights but end up getting their asses kicked. And then they tell everyone else that they won. Question everything they say because their intelligence level is subpar.

The worst part is that they know they're assholes and embrace it.

"Bro! I just got accepted into the Owl Pack!"

"Dude you're a faggot"

by YoBoyTeemoy July 2, 2014

pack the camel

Pound the pussy.

She is so hot, I'd totally pack the camel.

by The Rev NG8 June 22, 2016

The Fanny Pack Warrior

AKA Epic Beard Man, a legendary veteran warrior who wears a fanny pack, has a badass beard and if you piss him off, he will falcon punch you into the ground.
The man who stood up to Tyrone

See the epic battle; search "AC Transit Bus Fight. I am a MOTHERFUCKER" on youtube.
Tyrone goes a little too far and pushes EBM over the edge...

In a recent interview, The Fanny Pack Warrior stated:

''Its better to be pissed off than pissed on''

His legacy will go down into the archives of history, and he will never be forgotten - He is a true American hero.

by BobCatFlee February 21, 2010

Pack the Poo

To take a cock up the ass; anal sex; esp. between two males. Proper noun.

Greg and Clay went home to Pack the Poo.

"Lets Pack the Poo," said Brandon, to his femdom friend.

The Priest wanted to Pack the Poo of the flamboyant altar boy.

by A.J witha G. March 5, 2010