Steaming the wagon

Verb. The act of cheering for a team while on the wagon. A common variation of Steaming the Wagon is steam it.

The Padres need our help, they need more guys steaming the wagon.

We steamed the wagon hard and the Colts won a close one.

..as the Browns begin to lose...
Fan #1: The Browns wagon is losing steam!
Fan #2: Steam the wagon!!!

by Milt Deezy May 25, 2007

Wheels fell off the wagon

A phrase used to indicate that a romantic or sexual relationship has ended, or is, as when the wheels do fall off a wagon, kaput. Sometimes heard as "wheels fall off the wagon" or "wheels falling off the wagon"

"She found out he was also shagging her brother and so the wheels fell off the wagon then."

"Her incessant screwing around on him made the wheels fall of the wagon, and he dumped her."

"If he keeps that up, I can see the wheels falling of the wagon soon."

by Alexandra July 29, 2004

Caulk the Wagon

The act of pulling out during sexual intercourse (anal or vaginal) and ejaculating along the crack of the ass. Can be used alone or in combination with the Dirty Sanchez, the Tony Danza, the donkey punch, as a climax to the alligator fuckhouse, etc. depending on the level of frustration and/or kinkiness involved.

That bitch didn't want a creampie, so I caulked her wagon instead. Afterwards she floated in the bathtub. You would have thought she was on her way to Oregon. Caulk the wagon or ford it? I chose the former.

by Tyrone Biggums Brother January 26, 2009

fall off the Wagon Wheel

to start eating chocolate again

According to newspaper reports, Liz Taylor has managed to fall off the Wagon Wheel with her weight ballooning up to 275kg.

by jmlecun October 12, 2008

Caulk The Wagon

After coming on a girl's asscrack, the guy uses his penis to smear the semen along the entire length of the ass crack.

The fat girl's ass stank so bad, I had to Caulk The Wagon to get to sleep.

by MrODoyle January 23, 2009

off the wagon

Search for "fell off the wagon", instead.

"I need more cheese puffs, Manny. Looks like Oprah's off the wagon again. And skip the toothpicks, she'll just hurt herself." (from Family Guy, "Brian Does Hollywood")

by Some Israeli Fellow December 11, 2006

ride the wagon

to take the initiative.
to make the first start.
to lead.

a guy should not wait for a girl to propose him.
he should be smart enough to ride the wagon

a guy should ride the wagon in a relationship.

by vidhsss October 14, 2005