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Steaming the wagon 

Verb. The act of cheering for a team while on the wagon. A common variation of Steaming the Wagon is steam it.
The Padres need our help, they need more guys steaming the wagon.

We steamed the wagon hard and the Colts won a close one.

..as the Browns begin to lose...
Fan #1: The Browns wagon is losing steam!
Fan #2: Steam the wagon!!!
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Wheels fell off the wagon 

A phrase used to indicate that a romantic or sexual relationship has ended, or is, as when the wheels do fall off a wagon, kaput. Sometimes heard as "wheels fall off the wagon" or "wheels falling off the wagon"
"She found out he was also shagging her brother and so the wheels fell off the wagon then."

"Her incessant screwing around on him made the wheels fall of the wagon, and he dumped her."

"If he keeps that up, I can see the wheels falling of the wagon soon."

Caulk the Wagon 

The act of pulling out during sexual intercourse (anal or vaginal) and ejaculating along the crack of the ass. Can be used alone or in combination with the Dirty Sanchez, the Tony Danza, the donkey punch, as a climax to the alligator fuckhouse, etc. depending on the level of frustration and/or kinkiness involved.
That bitch didn't want a creampie, so I caulked her wagon instead. Afterwards she floated in the bathtub. You would have thought she was on her way to Oregon. Caulk the wagon or ford it? I chose the former.

fall off the Wagon Wheel 

to start eating chocolate again
According to newspaper reports, Liz Taylor has managed to fall off the Wagon Wheel with her weight ballooning up to 275kg.

Caulk The Wagon 

After coming on a girl's asscrack, the guy uses his penis to smear the semen along the entire length of the ass crack.
The fat girl's ass stank so bad, I had to Caulk The Wagon to get to sleep.
Caulk The Wagon by MrODoyle January 23, 2009

off the wagon 

Search for "fell off the wagon", instead.
"I need more cheese puffs, Manny. Looks like Oprah's off the wagon again. And skip the toothpicks, she'll just hurt herself." (from Family Guy, "Brian Does Hollywood")
off the wagon by Some Israeli Fellow December 11, 2006

ride the wagon

to take the initiative.
to make the first start.
to lead.
a guy should not wait for a girl to propose him.
he should be smart enough to ride the wagon

a guy should ride the wagon in a relationship.
ride the wagon by vidhsss October 14, 2005