shit end of the stick

1. Chronic misfortune, or constant back luck

2. Having the worst possible outcome in a given situation

Joe constantly gets the shit end of the stick. He always has bad luck.

by Krautings October 13, 2008

double-dip-the-stick

When a male is simultaneously seeing two females, attempting to have sexual relations with both of them.

James: What's John doing wrong?

Jeremy: He's totally trying to double-dip-the-stick!

John: This could work.

by Yoakem January 30, 2009

shit end of the stick

In days of old, before toilet paper and the Sears Roebuck catalog, a stick was used to wipe your rear clean in the outhouse. You had to be sure you grabbed the clean end of the stick, and not the shit end.

It was dark, and my dirty hand showed I had grabbed the shit end of the stick.

by arikgoldstein May 14, 2015

kicked in the stick

Another word for being kicked in the penis or privates

Shit, I've just been kicked in the stick, my dick! My dick! The pain the pain!!!

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

short end of the stick

to get the short end of the stick is to suffer the bad effects of a situation.

Good Samaritan laws exist so that people who have a desire to help don't wind up getting the short end of the stick.

I really suck at writing about myself, so in application processes that require personal statements, I really get the short end of the stick.

by ssnickerer August 1, 2008

Up the stick

To have a bun in the oven, up the duff, brewing a sprog, with child, in the family way, off limits, up the junction, preggers, having a nine-month fat day, knocked up etc.

Charlotte Church is up the stick.

by EcstaticG March 21, 2007

shitty end of the stick

Phrase used to describe bad luck or victimization.

They were reorganizing our department and I got the shitty end of the stick.

by The Demon Prince October 16, 2006