off-the-shelf

readily available form retail sources

No more off-the-shelf water filters for me.

by The Return of Light Joker July 9, 2010

Elf on the Shelf

When the penis rests perfectly on a large pair of balls

Saw this guy on come out of the pool with an elf on the shelf.

by anonymous July 17, 2021

The last chicken on the shelf

An act where a male pulls his penis so high his scrotum looks like a scrawny chicken usually performed as a party trick

Never perform the last chicken on the shelf at weddings, funerals or childrens parties...

by Gilly1982 October 6, 2010

the last chicken on the shelf

Someone who is the last person yew would even ever consider going out with

Sally:How about alan? would yew go out with alan?
Lene:OMG thats so unattractive alan, he looks like the last chicken on the shelf!

by Rambo's nan March 31, 2008

Outside The Shelf

To be Outside The Shelf or OSTS is to be an innovator of words and ideas beyond the bounds of a collection of books on a shelf or the collection of arts including music, fine art, expressions, writing, and other recorded history.

One who is Outside The Shelf is a writer or artists with a new perspective far from the common view of things. This type of writer has a neo-cosmic delivery and a broad cognizance of the world.

That writer is innovative and aware; therefore, he is outside the shelf.

by Cosmiknowledge January 5, 2012

elf on the shelf

a stupid Christmas tradition that kids believe is real

parents also move the stupid toy around to make their kids happy

wow mommy its an elf on the shelf!!!!!!

by ocean tyler January 10, 2019

Another Elf On The Shelf

Ordinary; Sameness. A woman who is the same. Another word for thot.

"Hey look at that sexy bitch."
"She's just Another Elf On The Shelf."

by IronicToaster January 1, 2018