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The Rotisserie Chicken

A sex position in which the woman must get on top (or not, get creative) and rotate herself on the axis of the penis, while making microwave noises.

Rotations per Minute - up to you.
D: Yo, Jessie did The Rotisserie Chicken last night

M:whoa how many RPM?

D:like 20, dude.

M: Whoa, man..
by Sasha prok May 11, 2021
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fuck up the rotation

while smoking marijuana, either passing the bowl, blunt, joint, bong or other smoking utensil to the wrong person

also: fuck up the circle
chris: dude you passed the blunt to joe it goes to me. you always fuck up the rotation!
joe: dude i just smoke whatever i get.
me: fuck!
by fre3k January 13, 2006
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The Rotten Apple

The Rotten Apple is were you cut up a apple and leave it in a girls vagina for 3 weeks so it gets nice and rotten. Then you eat her out and eat the rotten apples out of her coochie. Hence the name "rotten apple"
Hey Bill!
What did you do last night Jim?
Oh I gave Sally "The Rotten Apple"
It Was Gross!
but she wanted me to.
by MINNIAPOLIS GOON612 February 25, 2009
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Running-the-rotation

When you and two of your friends are in a room, getting your dicks sucked by some random, low esteemed drunk whore at a party. Said drunk whore is sucking your puny; wilted, and pushed in, repugnant-looking cock while your two homies are getting jacked off like stars.

The said drunk whore switched from you to your other homies rancid cock while she jacks you and your other boy's short penis off! The process repeats itself until either all of you get your nuts off. (Preferably in the Drunk bitch's hair with a subsequent wiping on her garments!) or she gets lockjaw while waking up from her drunken stupor only to press charges on you and your broke assed homies for trying to be legends.

*Disclaimer:* Crossing swords because your drunk with your homies rather than highfiving eachother for being pimps and playing some dumb whore makes you guys look even more Gay so DONT touch penises and HAVE FUN!
(Ben is on the phone with his guy Marko.)

Marko: Man that party was wild lastnight you missed it!

Ben: Yeah, what happened broski, I had to work?

Marko: Man lastnight Me, Elliott, and Mark Demski had this drunk assed hoe Running-the-rotation over at Klinger's Party! We made that bitch famous, now all the niggas are fighting to get that bitch in their car after they heard what we did!
by Marko Schmidt aka:YaMa's Pimp September 11, 2009
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The Rotten Bagpipe

The Rotten Bagpipe is a variation of the well known "Dutch Oven". As apposed to wrapping the blanket over the ol ladies head, "The Rotten Bagpipe" uses more stealthy delivery system. On one of those bad days where you're having hot gas....load the sheets appropriately. Slowly lift your foot to create a tent in the sheets. While this is happening, make sure to create an exit to the tent and have it aiming right at the ol ladies nose.

Once in position, release the foot allowing the tent to collapse, shooting hot toxic ass gas right into your loved ones face.
Storyteller: So last night I'm laying in bed with the ol lady right....
Storyteller: I release under the covers, what some may refer to as "Evil"...
Storyteller: I dont even need to smell it.....I could just tell it's gunna be good....
Storyteller: I come to realize that the density is such that it is not making its way out of the sheets.....

Storyteller: To facilitate the situation....with my left foot....I slowly pull the blanket up in the center of the bed...thus pulling in fresh air from the outside....
Storyteller: creating a tent...if you will
Storyteller: right about this time....I make sure that there is a clear fold in the blanket for the escape route for the air....preferably aiming it at the ol lady...
Storyteller: by dropping the raised foot and having a well aimed channel at the ol ladys nose.....I executed the...."?????????"
Audience: lol
Storyteller: Behold......"The Rotten Bagpipe"
Audience: that's great.
Audience: I like it
Storyteller: Operation RBP.
Audience: lol
Audience: you knew it was a killer
Storyteller: the heat was a give away
Audience: came out hot?
Storyteller: AKA....a "hot popper".
by The Gas Master April 27, 2010
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The Rotation Effect

During the middle school stage of adolescent life a group of children will form.

Depending on the size of the grade these children belong to the "Rotation" group that most likely consists of 7-12 boys and 10-14 or so girls.

The Rotation Effect received its name from of this stage, because of the rotation of relations between a girl and a boy in the Rotation clique.

A boy and a girl in the rotation clique will date for anywhere between two weeks to two months, the relationships will be filled with drama and the partners will only converse when around other members of the rotation clique.

Not long after entering the High School stage these preppy faggots will develop a knack for drinking. They will get drunk at least once a week, and at school the will talk non stop about being/getting wasted.

The girls will whore themselves out at party's then come to school the next day and be proud of it.

It is also common for the rotations to complain about how hard there life is even though they have everything they want or need.

The Rotation Effect children will soon move into adulthood and go to a local community college or a state school for further education.

After college the men will become devote Towny's and spend the rest of there days in suburbia. The women will grow fat with age and on many occasions spend there life with a Towny living together in the same town they grew up in.

They eventually will spawn offspring that will no doubt be victims of the ROTATION EFFECT.
children involved in "The Rotation effect" are referred to as the "Rotations"

The Rotation Effect side effects include:

1.Being a douche

2.Being a towny

3.Talking shit

4.Selfishness

5.Believing His/Her problems are the most important ones in the world.

6.Being a whore/slut/skank/vagina giver/cum dumpster/seaman lover/cum chug.

7.Being Fake

8.Being a douche/whore x2

9.Thinking your life is so bad.
by ilolatbasekids February 20, 2011
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The Rotisserie

When two males have sex with one female in the "doggy style" position. One tanking her from behind and the other getting a knob job in the front.
Mike: "Dude, we gotta slap her on the rotisserie."

John: "Word."
by mark amos October 11, 2006
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