The Zombie Mask

While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting,friendly neighborhood
slut, tell her to look right up at you with those "pretty eyes" when you blow
your load. Then just when you're ready to spew, blast your load right in both
eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched and moaning like the walking
dead.

"After a few hours of fucking, she wanted to try something new, so I pulled a Zombie Mask on her. She hasn't called since."

by John Boy December 23, 2003

the gorilla mask

When you know you are going to have sex that night so you shave your pubes beforehand and set them aside. You then cum on the girls face and throw the pubes on her creating a gorilla mask.

My girlfriend didn't know what she wanted to be for halloween so I gave her the gorilla mask.

by Aaron Traviss October 15, 2008

Mask the Math

When rogue, inept, or corrupt opportunistic politicians downplay the high number of infections and fatalities plaguing their countries, by giving an oft-innumerate or gullible public a faux sense of security, who often loosely follow the health measures in place.

Fake right-wing “leaders” from the United States, Brazil, and India notoriously share a number of common denominators: use race or religion as a trump card, mask the math, and refuse to make social distancing or mask wearing mandatory.

by MathPlus April 2, 2021

ski mask the slump god

The Goat.

Ski Mask The Slump God is The Goat.

by FXLT December 25, 2020

Wearing the Crimson Mask

This is a "mask" that a person wears when they have been thoroughly beaten to the point where there whole face is covered in blood.

In Rocky 4, Apollo Creed was wearing the crimson mask before he died.

by Inspector Gadget September 7, 2004

The Haunted Mask

When a man ejaculates all over someone's face, and then lets the semen dry. Over time it becomes solid, and then is pulled off as a mask.

"What are you gonna be for Halloween? " "I don't know, but if you're lucky you can get the haunted mask!"

by Thomas Frick March 24, 2008

Ski mask the slump god

A god

Person 1: Who is ski mask the slump god?
Person 2: A god.. tf

by popohead October 26, 2019