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The Key Fits The Lock

A saying used about small-penised paedophiles

The key - small penis
The lock - the underage (and therefore illegal) vagina of a girl under 16 years of age.
A: That guy is a nonce - he has a small cock too, can't handle a proper relationship with an adult
B: In his case, the key fits the lock
by Adolf Trump-Farage August 29, 2018
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The locked cabinet

Where your parents hide the vibrators and dildos
by Lot guy 994 November 23, 2019
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The Locker Room Ladies

Pink pussy hat wearers
History Remembered: Trump and the Locker Room Ladies

In an infamous Access Hollywood hot mic moment, Trump expressed his amazement and dismay with the type of women that will allow famous men to fondle them just because they're famous. This criticism did not sit well with what we'll call "the locker room ladies" who in protest chose to strap on pink ski hats intended to resemble female anatomy so as to say we'll use our female anatomy however we want thank you very much and how dare you even comment on our behavior. To show just how serious they were, they then proceeded to vote for history's most famous fondler in the 2020 election. This has been history remembered.
by Objective-Reason Daddy October 24, 2023
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picking the lock

When two Asians are having sex, one will use chopsticks on his/her female partner. Using one to manipulate the clitoris and the other to apply pressure to the g-spot.
Asian 1: can you leave? I'm picking the lock on my girlfriend.
Asian 2: okay man, I'll leave.
by Dekky November 1, 2015
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Poppin' off the lock

Alternative to "off the chain" usually used to described a party

ALT.A virgin who is about to give it up
Damn that party was poppin' off the lock!

Damn i cant belive sharons poppin' off the lock!
by J.C.G June 7, 2007
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Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker

To deeply fist an ass hole
I had a good old Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker last night
by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019
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lock the knucks

Make hooks with your hands and lock them together in an opposing fashion so your elbows stick out.
When the army of giant fire ants attacks the villagers, lock the knucks and ride the human wave with your bows out to escape with minimal effort.
by Lock the knucks May 19, 2016
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