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The John West Bat Cave

Euphemism for the female genitalia.

John West is best known for the mass production of tinned tuna.

Tuna is best known for its for its fishy odour.

Where you have bats, you also have FLAPS.

Caves are natural, often moist, openings.
Lee sensed danger.

His partners excitement was such that she appeared to have sprung a leak.

Ever the dashing hero, and with a winsome cry of "To The John West Bat Cave!", he proceeded to plug the weeping cranny, purple topped piston in hand, and thus disaster was once again averted.
by zappacake June 4, 2009
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The John Mox shuffle

When you completely fuck over your own teammates for no other reason other than being John Mox.
"I got fucked by the John Mox shuffle"

Tom: Wow you were playing really well, what happened?
Stan: My teammate gave me the John Mox shuffle.
by Lilpeeboy May 1, 2015
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The John Lowman

When you have sex with a 350+ pound women and have the circulation cut off from the waste down.
by Roomate May 2, 2004
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The John Hancock

When you are having sex, you pull out to cum on your partners face then proceed to sign your name on their forehead so your partner knows who you are after you leave.
I gave that bitch The John Hancock before I left, so she knows my name tomorrow.

Dude, I went home with that hose beast last night from the bar and gave her The John Hancock, but I signed your name! You no talent ass clown!
by Jones Bitch! November 16, 2006
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The John Wayne

When receiving manual stimulation and chewing tabacco spit is used for lubrication.
The other day I hooked up with that girl from the trailer park and she gave me The John Wayne.

She may not have had teeth but her John Wayne skills were on point.

That guy said to be dirty so I introduce to The John Wayne.
by The Waynest February 28, 2017
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The John Feeling

Don’t want to go to class, have the John feeling rn.
by Cleveland! January 14, 2019
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The John Snow

Right before you bust a nut you scream "Winter is coming"
"Last night I me and my girlfriend were going at it and I did the John snow"
by Long dong danny July 14, 2018
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