The Hamburglar Game!

The "Hamburglar Game" The objective of the game is to find, and point at, the first girl wearing black and white horizontal stipes. This can be done upon entrance to a bar or nightclub. Simply point and yell "Hamburglar" The first person to do so wins! The prefix "Ham" can also be replaced with other describtive words and half-words such as...
"flooze-burglar, huge-burglar, iceburg-lar, cling-burglar, corpse-burglar.
This game, and it's informational helpful hints for friends, makes it a game you will love playing forever. You will truly be amazed how many Hamburglars are really out there!

This is one way you could win "The Hamburglar Game!"

"HAMBURGLAR!!!" Yesss I win again! Good thing I have the ring of power!!!

by The one ring December 13, 2010

Jerry the Hamburglar

A large boned individual that has the ability to sniff out some triple smoked ham within a fridge from 100 meters away. Jerry can sneak like a church mouse and disappear in the blink of an eye. Jerry will deplete the fridge of triple smoked ham or for that manner, any smoked and cured meat in the blink of an eye.

Jerry the Hamburglar doesn't share.

Mom: Where did the ham go?

Kid: Maybe Jerry the Hamburglar took it again?

by Thehammatime August 16, 2021

The Hamburglar

1. have your sexual partner grab a handful of ground hamburger (about enough for a hamburger)
2. then he/she proceeds to jack you off with the handful of ground meat.
3. when you are about to ejaculate have him/her cover you dick with the raw meat and allow you to cum in it.
4. she then continues to make the patty and throws it on the grill for a delicious hamburger.

OPTIONAL: He/she can wear a Hamburglar suit while performing this meat-on-meat extravaganza.

All you need to do is make a patty of ground hamburger meat and think about how awesome it feels in your hands... you will yearn for The Hamburglar!! 100% satisfaction guaranteed.

by The Hamburglar Man January 18, 2009

the ramburger bitches

just to set the record straight for the rams whores....they NEVER beat the Wilton High School Swim Team at states

--- Results, Rankings, and Records ---
2004 Connecticut Girls State High School Swimming Championships
11/20/2004-11/20/2004
New Haven, Connecticut USA

2004 Connecticut Girls High School Swimming Championships

Team Scores

Place School Points
1.Cheshire 691.5
2.Greenwich 498
3.Darien 315

4.Amity Regional 298.4

5.Hand-Madison 298

6.Ridgefield 288

7.Manchester 185

8.Fitch 176
9.Newtown 137
10.Westhill 132
10.Branford 132
12.Norwalk/McMahon 131
13.Shelton 126
14.Farmington 123.50
15.Wilton 120
16.NewCanaan 117
17.Staples 115

The ramburger bitches are slut bags who Still can\'t handle deat!!

by Kiss our ass RAMS...Love the lady warriors April 26, 2005

pound the hamburg

To fuck a chick's pussy so long and hard that her twat looks like raw hamburger meat.

"She's coming over tonight, so I'm gonna stay home and pound the hamburg."

by Bob "Fucking" Martin January 13, 2008

The Hamburglar

see Ben Rothwell

man, did you see the shellacking Ben "The Hamburglar" Rothwell took the other day? that was brutal!

by dkwrtw January 20, 2010

The Hamburdler

Like the McDonalds “Hamburgler,” but Donald Trump’s kids knew him as “THE HAMBURDLER” because their father can’t spell “Hamburger.”

“Hey, you stole my HAMBURDERS, Donald Trump Junior! Give them back, you’re as bad as THE HAMBURDLER!”

by TwittahBanned4Life June 28, 2021