nine in the glove

'Nine in the glove' refers to having a 9mm handgun in your car's glovebox.

"You strapped?"

"Yeah, I got that nine in the glove."

by Thatguywithaleg February 13, 2021

the salad glove

(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups

(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all

(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™

(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)

**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**

Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.

by Maxwell Dope November 14, 2013

The Crisco Glove

The generous slathering and layering of Crisco shortening from the fingers to the elbow for engaging in a deep penetrating fisting session with a very lucky partner.

I want to be fisted right now. No worries I got a 3 pound tub of Crisco in my car. Hole up for me and I’ll get the Crisco glove on.

Holy shit. Carl fisted me last night with the Crisco glove. It was incredible. I gaped for a half hour before snapping shut. Next time we are going to try the Crisco sleeve.

by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018

White Glove the Bed

Like crime scene investigators, but figuratively, wear 'white gloves' and clean up the bed (the crime scene) after an extra marital or secret sexual affair to get rid of the evidence left behind i.e. semen, cum, etc.

Stephanie and Sam had to white glove the bed after having sex so Sam's boyfriend wouldn't suspect anything.

by NeriumKiss June 24, 2016

The White Glove

Whilst performing a houdini, during the process of spitting on the receiving team's back, the male ejaculates into his hand. as she turns around thinking he had finished, she receives a hearty slap to the face full of cum. optional smear to the hair.

Person 1: "Yo how you gonna break up with sally?"
Person 2: "im gonna give that bitch the white glove."

by houdinihand September 22, 2007

The Love Glove

(1)The state or Michigan.
(2)A contraceptive.

(1)I live in the love glove.


(2)You ain't gettin gettin no action till you put the love glove on.

by Jamie =) August 25, 2008

The golden glove

Urinating on your own hand then proceeding to slap your sexual partner in the face with said hand.

I knew she was a freak when she asked me to give her the golden glove last night

by Sotipop April 25, 2008