fakin the funk

when an indidvidual doesn't show his or her's true personality,individual fails to keep it real

yo dawg i heard yer boi was fakin the funk, biatch

by a. mutiny June 19, 2006

fake the funk

(v.) To act with a false ethos surrounding oneself in an attempt to win respect from a certain influential party.


Antonym: Keep it real

I strongly suspect butt licka to be a white boy fakin the funk.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

stunk the funk

A person or thing that exudes on exceptionally bad or putrid odor...maybe due to bad body odor, non bathing or both and may leave a lingering aftersmell.
The smell may make you gag and feel physically ill.

Minerva: Girl...that guy who tried to buy us drinks was just gross.
Amy: Ugh.....yes....he stunk the funk!

Bob: Dude, don't go in the men's room....I just went in and it stunk the funk!

Ruben: Ewww....your car seats stunk the funk in this heat....open a window. Now I'm gonna smell....it's worse than smelling like Ass!

by Markoda De James August 4, 2007

wash the funk off my junk

1. The washing of one's genitals in the shower after having sex in order to cleanse them of the residual body fluids

2. Doing the same thing before having sex in order to be hygenic and desirable to your partner.

She: Hon, you wanna make love?

He: Sure, just let me grab a shower first and wash the funk off my junk.

by James Cox March 10, 2007

letting the funk out

Opening a door and/or window to air out the smell of raunchy sex in a room or car.

"Close that window, you're letting the funk out!"

by Skeez September 23, 2012

bump the funk

Another way of saying your masterbating

Guys I need to bump the funk I'll be back

by Billy22734 January 17, 2018

took all the funk out

Usually describes the sound of a bad white band trying to play black music. It can also be applied in situations where someone is just being too uptight or not "keeping it real".

(Band plays poor version of "Brick House")
Reaction: "Damn! They took all the funk out of that!"

by exitflagger May 2, 2008