Memphis dry rub

1. When a girl gives a poor quality hand job.

2. Blisters gained from a very dry/rough hand job.
Dude 1.
"So I watched you leave with that chick last night."

Dude 2.
"Yea it turned into a Memphis dry rub."
by Louie Carman May 18, 2013
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kentucky dry rub

When you jerk off without using any lubrication.
"I ran out of lotion so I had to give myself a Kentucky dry rub."
by docbrown88 February 24, 2014
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Texas Dry Rub

Masturbating, naked except a cowboy hat, sans lotion. A Raccoon Hat may be substituted, a variation called the Davy Crockett Dry Rub or Santa Anna's Wooden Leg Dance.
If anyone needs me, I'll be in the public restroom giving myself the Texas Dry Rub.

or
Grab me that Coon hat. I'm gonna give myself the Ole' Davy Crockett.
by apt279 May 16, 2019
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Tuscan Dry Rub

The act of receiving a hand job from anyone, but particularly an italian prostitute, whilst the stimulating party has his/her hand covered in extra virgin olive oil, acting as a lubricant.
Bro, I stayed in a hostel last night and got a Tuscan Dry Rub. You know what they say about Florence, am I right?
by YeetFlakes September 30, 2017
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alabama dry rub

Dry and forcefull anal sex.
Jacks wife screamed when gave her the alabama dry rub.
by cuntryboysghs March 09, 2011
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Tajin Dry Rub

When you dip your cock with a condom on into a bowl of Tajin seasoning then ass fuck with it.
I'm going to tajin dry rub that Mexican bitch like I do to my mangos and steaks.
by chigginnugz May 22, 2018
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Youngstown Dry Rub

A voluntary sex act particularly popular between cellmates in the Ohio State Penitentiary, Youngstown, Ohio. The term has since been disseminated into the local heterosexual community, although it is simply a new name for an old act.

The Youngstown Dry Rub is where a passive partner lies face down on a flat surface, and the dominant partner straddles him/her. Without penetration, the dominant partner rubs his penis between the buttocks of the passive partner, until the desired relief is obtained. As stated, this act is popular in prison, and also has varying levels of popularity as a high school "charity fuck", a relatively common payoff of female YSU students to male YSU students for help cramming for exams, or between married couples as a way to stall the husband when the wife can't be bothered.
"Thanks so much for writing my paper! Look, it's midnight and I have to go home. Can I let you give me a Youngstown Dry Rub, and I'll see you Monday?"

"I can't believe it. I took her to Carabba's for dinner, the Lemon Grove for drinks and a poetry slam, and all I got was a Youngstown Dry Rub and she shook my hand goodnight!"

"Honey, wake up! It's my birthday!" "Sorry I fell asleep....gimme a Youngstown Dry Rub and get me up at 5, I'll try to make it worth your while...zzzzzzz...."
by Willie Ray Pugh October 26, 2013
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