nuke the douche flute

To buy a small, disposable vape and smoke it empty within the space of a day.

1. “Hey man do you have any of that vape left?”
“Nah, I nuked the douche flute.”

2. “Wow, if you were managed to nuke the douche flute, you may be addicted to vapes!”

by AlexEldridge December 4, 2021

Dragging the douche

1 - verb. To bring something entirely unwanted to an event, gathering, or party. Must usually a bad attitude but can include material items such as horrible music or a smelly friend.

Don't tell Karen about the party she always drags the douche. or: God that guy is always dragging the douche!

by Gotelc December 18, 2008

Pulling the douche cord

Like pulling the ejector seat, only for a douche.

That dude is so stupid. I think we should be pulling the douche cord.

by roxyboboxy December 16, 2011

Sir Henry "The Douche"

Famous dildo maker

Sir Henry "The Douche" was born in 1169 A.D., to a poor family in the slums of Camelot, Sir Henry was best known for his invention of the Ultra Vibe Pleasure 2000 dildo. After much "hard" work he created the most popular sex toy on the market to date. His project took 69 "long" strenuous days to cumplete. His inspiration for this amazing device came to him when his mother, Madame Duche of Camelot complained of not being able to properly entertain herself when her husband was away. During a press conference in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, Sir Henry told the reporters he thought that his work in the dildo industry revolutionized what was once thought as pleasure. Reports then asked Sir Henry what he expected to accomplish in the next 30 years. He replied, "I don't know, the industry is always changing. But there is one thing I am certain of, there will always be wet and horny sluts among us looking for pleasure." Sir Henry The Douche now owns and operates the largest dildo producing factory in Camelot. Reporters asked him if he should die seeing as he has lived for more than 900 years, and who would take over his business? Sir Henry quickly replied his son Long Rod Vanhugen Dong would inherit all of his possessions. He currently lives with his 30 wifes and 1,200 children in a castle somewhere in Faukers Valley, Wyoming.

by CNN's Stacy Legina January 18, 2009

The Douche Finger

The index finger held up by douchebags in pictures

"Wow, he was holding up the douche finger in 50% of his profile pictures. What an ass."

by tttttttttttttom May 13, 2015

dominic the douche

This is a complete correct definiton of Dominic Fox. He is in my class and hes a total douche bag. If you see a guy named Dominic tell him to go suck a fat one, or he will kiss you, boy or girl. He's gay and veeeery douchey.

Yo, there goes dominic the douche -guy
Ewww, hes such a molester.- girl.

by SaraQthePanda May 10, 2018

The Way Of The Douche

A way of life. It's often learned through a grueling 2 hour escalator ride up a mountain to the sacred temple of the douche. Inside you will find a room filled with Vanilla Ice posters, and the legend himself, Vanilla Ice, slouched over chanting his famous *Meeeeeeeeeee* mantra whilst fixated on his own posters. He will gaze into your soul, and if he feels you are douchy enough, and can improve, he will teach you 'The Way Of The Douche'.

Pro Tips:

- Don't wear a baseball cap with the brim curved and authenticity stickers removed. Rookie mistake.
- Orange spray tan is a nice addition
- Tell Vanilla "Cool as Ice" is the best movie you've ever seen straight faced.
- Call him "ma boi" and "homeslice" and such. Oh and "O.D" (Original Douche), he loves that.

If Kanye is filling in for Vanilla, then re-adjust strategy for Kanye. Say things like "Yeah, Beyonce should've won", "$300?, I would pay $600 for one of your plain white tees!" and "your creative genius knows no limits".

"I heard Bieber is learning "The Way of the Douche""

"Yeah man. Second time up that escalator now."

"Whoa."

by Kittles48 September 19, 2018