Wallop the donkey

Manspeak for having sex with the wife.

Some men, especially those who have been married for years, don't perceive "walloping the donkey" as a pleasure. Instead, it is seen as an onerous, unpleasant and even potentially dangerous chore. Something that needs to be done so that you can get on with enjoying life's true pleasures (i.e. televised sport and beer) in comparative peace and quiet.

Friend: Another pint, mate?
Donkey-walloper: Love to, but I've got to get home and wallop the donkey.

by Citizen Sade April 13, 2010

whip the donkey

Male urination, going to the bathroom/restroom

I'll be right back, I've got to go whip the donkey.

by DOC-KY December 2, 2005

Make peace with the donkey

PHRASE:
To accept one's fate. To give in to the inevitable.
From an old saying of unknown origin.

"Fate is a stubborn mule; sometimes you've got to give in and make peace with the donkey."
"Joe decided to make peace with the donkey and accept his punishment like a man."
"There's no point in living in the past. Make peace with the donkey and get on with your life."

by James J. Mitchell September 7, 2006

scanning the donkey

When a person glances at a male crotch to appraise its significance.

Treance was on grinder scanning the donkey for the weakened... Or I was scanning the donkey this random guy sent me.

by Froghead0 March 31, 2016

choking the donkey

to masturbate in a zoo

Tom was arrested for choking the donkey

by Tom Ivens May 12, 2003

Dominic the Donkey

1. Christmas holiday song about a small donkey named Dominic sung with a heavy Italian accent. Sounds alot like Dominique the donkey.
2. Means fat, ugly and stupid.

The family court judge didn't think it was funny when my son told him we sang "Dominic the donkey" around Christmas. Okay, so my ex husband had married a girl named Dominique! I don't know what everyone was so sensitive about anyways!

by Sandi68 June 22, 2006

feed the donkey

to finger-fuck a girl, aka give her a hand job, finger her, etc.

i pulled this well fit girl last night, and she let me feed the donkey

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005