An answer to a question with an obvious yes.
It's a splice of two phrases
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Does the pope wear a funny hat?
It's a splice of two phrases
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Does the pope wear a funny hat?
Interviewer to a rock star:
-Have you had sex with groupies?
Rock star:
-does the pope shit in a funny hat?
-Have you had sex with groupies?
Rock star:
-does the pope shit in a funny hat?
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Hey, you've seen Christine, right.
Yeah, why
Um, well, does the carpet match the blinds?
No, but the carpet matches the curtains
Oh, thanks.
curtains: hair on head
upholstery: leg and arm hair
linens: back, chest, and tummy hair,
welcome mat: foot hair
cushions: butt hair
Yeah, why
Um, well, does the carpet match the blinds?
No, but the carpet matches the curtains
Oh, thanks.
curtains: hair on head
upholstery: leg and arm hair
linens: back, chest, and tummy hair,
welcome mat: foot hair
cushions: butt hair
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• The Dodelin
• cop the domeski
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• the asshole doesn't fall far from the tree
• The Bell does not Dismiss You. I do.
• the bell doesn't dismiss you, I do
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• the devil doesn’t bargain
It defeats the purpose of the bell, teachers keep students in because they don't care about the students, and want them to keep them in for an "important" reason. Why can't the teacher go over it next time?
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Get the the bell doesn't dismiss you, I do mug.A sarcastic answer to a question with an obvious yes. Referenced in The Big Lebowski. The reversal of the two words makes the phrase hilarious.
Oh, and I'm not Catholic... but I'm high.
Oh, and I'm not Catholic... but I'm high.
"Does the Pope shit in the woods." or "Does a bear wear a funny hat?" are both examples of phrases to use to be like the dude.
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"What does the fox say?"
"HATEEHATEEHATEEHO HATEEHATEEHATEEHO"
"What is your sound?"
"BABADBUPBUPBEEDUMBADEE
BUPBUPBAADUP"
"HATEEHATEEHATEEHO HATEEHATEEHATEEHO"
"What is your sound?"
"BABADBUPBUPBEEDUMBADEE
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In Philosophy you remember just enough to screw you up. You learn the important religious questions, 'Does the Pope shit in the woods?'
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