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The Tortured Poets Department 

Piece of artwork written by queen Taylor Alison Swift. Contains 16 tracks in the original version with 15 additional tracks in "The Anthology" Edition.
Swiftie 1: Hey have you streamed TTPD yet?
Swiftie 2:Huh? whats "TTPD"?
Swiftie 1:"The Tortured Poets Department" duhh.
Swiftie 2: Oh she released a new album? let me get my phone.
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the tortured poets department 

The eleventh studio album by singer-songwriter Taylor Swift. Contains 16 songs, and 15 more on its deluxe (THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT: THE ANTHOLOGY)

Also the title track of THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT.
“You left your typewriter at my apartment
Straight from The Tortured Poets Department

I think some things I never say
Like, ‘who uses typewriters anyway?’”

THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT 

Taylor Swift's 11th studio album. Considered a top 5 in some swifties leaderboards of best albums, theorized to be about Matty Healy and Joe Alwyn, with some songs that are also theorized to be about Travis Kelce such as The Alchemy and So High School. Came out April 19th and was announced at the 66th Annual Grammy's after winning Album of the Year on February 4th, 2024. It's lead single is Fortnight ft. Post Malone
Meredith: Hey, did you hear about our mom's new album, it's called the.. uh.. Dead Poet's Society..
Olivia: Do you mean The Tortured Poets Department?
Benjamin: Oh yeah.. She released it as a double album also.

Department of the Deterior 

A b**ls**t US-government branch that is responsible for the eroding of our infrastructure and negatively impacting the lives of its citizens in general.
Ever since "The Donald" came to power, most of the government branches have largely "jumped the fence" and consolidated themselves into one huge Department of the Deterior!

Department of The-fence 

The seemingly only government department that matters now. Plus the soldiers being forced to leave their incredibly important work to be twisted into situations where our best leaders are leaving over a fence with no meaning.
After the last general and then secretaries in the cabinet have been literally forced out of doing their jobs to focus upon a border fence. The only meaningful job must be at the Department of The-fence!!!

The HSPVA creative writing department 

The members of the creative writing department at HSPVA, located in houston texas. They are the not self-proclaimed chillest of departments.
"Wanna audition for The HSPVA creative writing department "

The Give a Shit Department 

The department where people actually care about your problems.
Operator: Hello
Caller: Hi, I am having problems logging in to my facebook account.
Operator: Hang on let me transfer you to the Give a Shit Department