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clam

n. the delectable mollusc residing between a woman's legs that men enjoy sticking their penises into. They are similar to actual clams living in the ocean, but the pearl must be inserted physically by male ejaculation. They may come clean shaven or covered in sea grass. I prefer mine tight, polished and juicy.
(Guys drive by woman walking on sidewalk)

(Guy in shotgun whistles, woman turns away disgusted)

Guy: *Bites knuckle and groans* that bitches clam was HELLA HUNGRY!
by cygnus-x1-hemispheres April 1, 2009
mugGet the clammug.

clams

DJ: I just wanna go out there and find some clams.
by Blue Mazohizumu July 28, 2005
mugGet the clamsmug.

Clamming

I havn't ate all day, i'm absolotly clamming
by Stormteddy August 6, 2011
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Clam

A sour note played by a musician.
Wheldon thinks he plays like Bird, but he keeps honking out clams.
Letitia hit a clam with her oboe during the Surprise Symphony.
by Cap'n Bullmoose July 3, 2008
mugGet the Clammug.

Clamming

Verb.

An assertion of dominance or act of revenge where a woman crouches down over someone who is asleep or passed out so that her genitalia touches their face. The female equivalent of teabagging.
"Jane is really mad at John for being a drunken jackass tonight."
"Yeah, I know. She said she's clamming him when he passes out."
"Deserved."
by Katy with a "y" December 1, 2011
mugGet the Clammingmug.

Clam

It cost five clams for a sandwich at the restaurant.
by Xopher October 30, 2003
mugGet the Clammug.

Clammed

Dude, i totally got clammed last night by my chick >=( (4 lujan)
by RissyLo June 9, 2009
mugGet the Clammedmug.

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