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In the Absence of Strong Evidence to the Contrary, One May Step Out of the Way of the Charging Bull 

Literally the best song ever wtf like how can a song be so good
*"In the Absence of Strong Evidence to the Contrary, One May Step Out of the Way of the Charging Bull" starts playing*
Me: OOOOOOHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHH

the spiced bull ride 

A sex position in which you wear a hot sauce covered condom and have rough anal sex and try to hold on as your partner thrashes around.
Why’d you and Jessica break up?
Because she wanted to spice up the bedroom she thought role play I thought the spiced bull ride.

Sucking Off the Red Bull 

Consuming large amounts of energy drinks to get through finals.
Brad: "Hey Tom! Did you see Jimmy running around like a maniac?"
Tom: "yeah, he's been sucking off the red bull just to get through finals. "

Bull to the Freakin' Shit 

Used when some crazy comment/claim/event happens in which the standard "bull shit" cannot express the full reaction of the one saying it.
Mom: I agree, ur dad shouldn't have told me that you were pregnant.

Random person overhearing the comment: Bull to the Freakin' Shit her dad shouldnt have told her mom! Thats a shitty parent if he didnt do that!

I ship the bullshit 

Louis Tomlinson said Larry was complete bullshit, so we now ship the bullshit
GIRL 1- i ship the bullshit, do you?
Girl 2- yeah I ship Larry.

Running of the Bulls 

When you get diarrhea from drinking too many Red Bulls.
"Oh man, after that last Red Bull, I've got a serious case of Running of the Bulls. I may need to change my underwear!"