Bro code

Honored among bros, the obvious rules among bros, or guys in general.
Bro Code

#1 Sisters are off limits

#2 Exes are off limits

#3 If a guy is chasing a girl, let him have her

#4 Do not in any way, be that guy

#5 You always watch the game
#6 do not and I mean DO NOT fight with the other boys

That’s the bro code thank you

by Hi ur the best November 11, 2020

Bro code

Bro codes are system of unwritten codes that all the bros live by. These laws shall not be broken under any circumstance. Bronstitution is an app that has all of the bro codes and laws, and the punishment for breaking each of the laws.

Michael: "dude how are you so updated with all the bro codes!?"
Steven: "dude I got the Bronstitution app, keeps me in check with the laws man"

by Pharaoh Gervito April 01, 2016

BRO CODE

THE BRO CODE is a living document, much like the Constitution. Except instead of outlining a government, or the Bill of Rights, or anything even resembling laws, the BRO CODE provides men with all the rules they need to know in order to become a bro and behave properly among other bros. Dating back to the American Revolution, the BRO CODE has never been published before. Few know of its existence, and the code, until now, has been verbally communicated between those in the 'bro'. Containing approximately 150 unspoken rules, this code of conduct for bros can range from the simple (bros before hos) to the complex (the hot-to-crazy ratio, complete with bar graphs and charts). With helpful sidebros the BRO CODE will help any ordinary guy become the best bro he can be.

Sample Articles from the BRO CODE:

Article 1: Regardless of veracity, a Bro never admits familiarity with a Broadway show or musical.

Article 53: A Bro will, whenever possible, provide his Bro with prophylactic protection.

Article 57: A Bro may not speculate on the expected Bro / chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.

Article 77: A Bro Never Cries.

by AlphaRicky July 30, 2009

bro code

an assumed list of rules between guys
general things you just dont do to your bros.

bro code rule # 1 - bros before hoes
Bro coed rule #87 - never sleep with your friends ex.

-dude!
- what man?
- Its in the bro code! you just dont do that!
i cant believe you slept with my ex man!
- man, i feel terrible

by M, Fo May 01, 2008

Bro Code

The set of rules that is determined amongst a group of friends. This code can include anything from dating rules to what type of food must be cooked at a bro night. The Bro Code can also include punishments for breaking these rules & laws, and they must be followed if you wish to stay within the circle of bros.

Guy #1: Dude, last night I got laid by Derek's ex-girlfriend.

Guy #2: You violated Bro Code! You know the punishment for sleeping with a friend's ex!

Guy #1: Aww, and I had just got rid of the bruises from last time...

by Tanner P. June 02, 2010

Bro Code

The sacred code held between Bros. Its closest equivalent or counterpart is Girl Code. To break code with one of your Bros is a blasphemous, sacrilegious, and high Bro treason.

To break the code of Bro is to break the Brolific bond you might have with your Bros.

Example ~

Bro 1: "hey dudes, please don't tell my GF i came to play poker tonight, she'd be totally pissed Bro."

Bros 2 and 3: "Don't even trip man, Bro code."



An example of Bro Code being defiled:

Bro 1: "Dude! I just found out my best Bro has been coming to my apartment and fucking my girl and drinking my beer!"

Bro 2: " Thats ghey as fuck dude, you should totally beat his bitch ass."

by wang chung wong shu August 20, 2008

The bro code

The bro code is a set of unwritten rules that must be followed by all the boys. You are not taught the bro code through lessons but rather learn it through experience

The Bro code rule #23: bros before hoes

by Sted bonk January 27, 2020