THE CHOCOLATE TRAMP STAMP

After pulling your dick out from doing anal sex. The fecal matter left on the tip of your dick is quickly squeegee off and than smacked on the tramp stamp leaving the chocolate tramp stamp.

Joe made an example of that bitch and gave her the chocolate tramp stamp.

Did you leave a chocolate tramp stamp on that 5 star bitch?

by WASTE DEEP November 21, 2018

the trumpsubject

A shorthand manner of referring to the wider topic of all the mind-boggling bullshit related to 45 and his administration.

Let’s try to have a meal together without getting onto the trumpsubject!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 5, 2020

Down in the Trumps

The feeling of depression and sense of impending doom that sweeps through a person when they think about how Donald Trump is fucking up the world.

Nick has been Down in the Trumps ever since he watched that documentary about Donald Trump on TV.

by Kez 4 Prez April 12, 2017

The Trumps

When you think you have to shit, but it turns out to just be gas.

I had a bad case of the Trumps today; it was all fake poos.

by PluploaderSteve November 9, 2017

Down in the Trumps

When you feel too depressed to perform basic life functions, and the only explanation is that Donald Trump is your president.

"I just watched twelve videos of baby goats in sweaters to cheer myself up."
"What's the matter?"
"Oh, nothing. Just down in the Trumps."
"Yeah... can you send me those videos?"

by Little Walnut November 21, 2016

Down in the Trumps

The act of misplacing one's own inadequacies on an external event which they had no control over. Feelings such as laziness, apathy, and lethargy because their parents told them "they can do anything" and they are now on their 5th year anniversary working as a barista which have made them depressed. They can externalize their problems by blaming Donald Trump as their President as the root for all of their problems.

I'm feeling down in the Trumps because I make $12 / hour and have $100k in student loans for my liberal arts degree.

by logic bunny April 24, 2017

the trumps

When you’ve had bad diarrhea for a significant amount of time and your asshole burns intolerably.

I must have ate something off, because I’ve had the trumps for days.

by Sfjones January 23, 2021