therapist

Retarded loser who is supposedly "trained" to understand everything you have to say, when really they just want to get into your business, tell everyone your personal issues, and all the while get money for it. My advice: if they invite you to dairy queen, call the cops. =

Therapist: And how does that make you feel?
Me: Like stabbing you for repeating the question.

by undefined =] August 19, 2007

Therapist

A stranger that you tell everything about you and your life that you would not tell your best friends.They are ment to help people

"My friend's dad is a therapists '

by I was never here123 November 11, 2019

therapist

someone who understands the power of language but hasn't yet seen the definition of freedom

my therapist just told me I was normal.

by millerthegorilla January 25, 2009

therapist

a close friend whom you talk to about your problems.

Melissa is my therapist.

by Michael Duy January 11, 2004

therapist

rapist

Oh my gosh! That guy is a therapist! Be careful!

by Beccaboo September 11, 2012

Therapist

Someone that people on Urban Dictionary really need.

Go visit a therapist now if you’re reading this

by hydrofungus July 28, 2023

Therapist

A therapist just sits on the couch with a notebook and acts like she's wise and cool and charges a fortune to basically be a diary.

You need a therapist.

by juanitastylinson February 17, 2022