by danbrown4life February 24, 2008
Dude, the other day Marybeth called me while i was taking a dump. After about a five minute conversation, i let out a huge fart...she knew right away that she was in the middle of an intense tele-poop.
by nastydandude May 20, 2008
Naomi and Jeremy had a brilliant tele-sleepover that rivaled those of the late Beethoven and Bach during late nights on European Tour 1654.
by Trenton Romulox December 03, 2006
by Sannock September 29, 2019
A person who is not physically at a party but is socializing with people there via skype while it is going on thus giving the impresion that he/she is there.
Person 1: Its sucks your grounded man
Person 2: Yeah I guess I'll have to go tele-partying this weekend
Person 2: Yeah I guess I'll have to go tele-partying this weekend
by Adam Flanigan October 04, 2012
When you whip out your phone in a awkwardly quiet moment, typically after 2 people arguing and you seem to be close to them, not meaning to be in the middle of it, you pull out your phone and pretend to text or check emails and/or missed calls even if you didnt get any.
John: Jesus christ are you kidding me right now?
You: (somewhere in between pulling out phone just in time showing your adept tele-tactics skills)
Sam: No im not john! you have to be! you cant be serious about this right now!
You: (somewhere in between pulling out phone just in time showing your adept tele-tactics skills)
Sam: No im not john! you have to be! you cant be serious about this right now!
by vengeance of f January 25, 2011
The courage one would find to verbally assult another over the phone. Using the telephone as protection to insult another; typically saying things to another (over the telephone) that one would not generally say in person.
"That customer sure had some tele-testies, calling me a stupid mother fucker, over the phone. I bet he wouldn't say that to my face".
by Kimberlini March 22, 2011