If the river runs red take the dirt track instead

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead

When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock

by Bob March 26, 2005

the kenyan runs

the worst possible case of the shits you could imagine
you literally have to spend the entire day on the toilet in order to survive

Greg ate a taco with a side of indian food.
He's got the kenyan runs

by Ro Ro June 30, 2007

when the river runs red take the dirt road

when a woman is on her period and you are having sex flip her over and have anal sex

"when the river runs red take the dirt road", said my horny father

by incorrect defenitions June 6, 2014

The Buffalo runs

a variation of the runs you get after eating a massive amount of buffalo wing sauce that results in burning pain around your buttocks

Dude after the jets game i had the buffalo runs for an hour...

some stayed dry, i felt the pain

by Spicy Pepper March 2, 2010

Runs the trap

Originally meant as the person who is in charge in a place where illicit drugs are sold. AKA a traphouse.

Also can mean, someone who is a bosslike figure or calls the shots somewhere or in some function, or is just a badass.

"Have you watched the new Game of Thrones episode?"
"Yeah, Barristan Selmy runs the trap."
"They thought he was sleeping' but he runnin' the trap."

by ronaldjcee January 6, 2018

When the photocopier runs out of ink

When the photocopier runs out of ink: A phrase used to describe a situation where an imitation or copy is revealed to be unoriginal or counterfeit in nature. This phrase can also be shortened to "The photocopier ran out of ink" and still convey the same meaning. The phrase carries an element of intentional absurdity, as photocopiers do not actually use ink (they use toner).

The etymology of this phrase traces back to March 2025 when the cover art for a rapper's album was mocked online after being exposed as strikingly similar to the cover art of another rapper's album— with only one noticeable difference. The cover art for rapper Doeshii's album depicted her holding an alligator while sitting in a single-seater sofa, against a faded monochromatic backdrop. The online mockery began when the image was compared to the cover art for a song by the rapper Shah, which featured him holding his pet alligator, sitting in a single-seater sofa, against a faded monochromatic backdrop. The only notable difference was that Doeshii's image featured an albino alligator, leading to the meme captioned "When the photocopier runs out of ink," in reference to the lack of pigment in her cover art's alligator.

Snugglington and Sunny are at an art gallery observing its owner insist a painting is an original, until a patron, on closer inspection, finds a stamp on the painting that says "Authentication denied. This is a Replica," prompting Snugglington to mockingly say "When the photocopier runs out of ink"

by JesusChristsDad March 18, 2025

When the photocopier runs out of ink

A remark made after a counterfeit or fake item, that was falsely being presented as an original, is exposed, typically due to the discovery of the original, followed by a visual comparison of the two. The phrase can also used without the appearance of the original item, in situations where the imitation item malfunctions or breaks in a manner that would not be seen in the original.

Guy #1: Did you see Doeshii's alligator album cover getting exposed for just being a copy of Shah's alligator album cover, with the only difference being she used an albino alligator?

Guy#2: Yes I saw! You know thats what happens when the photocopier runs out of ink!

by JesusChristsDad March 22, 2025