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The Patriot Act

A plan instituted by all the branches of the US government. This plan when used effectively can stop a suspected terrorist member from renting books from the public library on how to build bombs, chemical weapons, organize a militia, etc.
Democrats naturally hate this plan since it was created by the Republican party in wake of 9/11. If it was the other way around, Republicans would hate it since the Democrats came up with it.
Rightfully so, this Act should save some lives. Proof you ask for? Nope, how can you prove it's working? Then again, you also can't prove that the Patriot Act isn't working...
"Man Joe, I hate the fucking Patriot Act"
"Ok Al' Jaiera, you're only saying that cause your dad and you tried to build a bomb but the library wouldn't let your towel heads check out the book."
"Oh yeah, now I see how George W. Bush and The Patriot Act are saving lives Joe"
"You're such a terrorist Al' Jaiera, and a sand nigger to boot!"
"I know...."
by Biff Justice December 28, 2005
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when your doing a girl in the butt, punch her in the back and bust on it...bruise is blue, blood is red, and bust is white
i punched this girl real hard while i was doing her, she had a patriot for a weeks
by pat May 6, 2004
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a sexual action that requires a horse. While doing a girl up the butt you slap her across the back so that red and white stripes appear. Then you beat her left shoulder until it is black and blue. When you both are done you rip her backskin off, jump on your horse and ride away victorious waving your makeshift american flag.
Man, my friend actually tried the patriot on his girlfriend last night and the bitch ended up in the hospital.
by Sean Glennon November 14, 2007
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Whilst reciving a blowjob, the woman (or man) giving the head must be holding a pair of sparklers. Preferably out to the side as to keep sparks from burning the reciver. Note: only relevant on the 4th of july.
Man she burned my leg while giving me the patriot the other day..stupid short arms.
by Sev711 July 6, 2011
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Wiping your ass while still wearing your pants.
That guy just pulled the patriot and wiped his ass while still wearing his pants
by Pauley Revere October 14, 2020
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The first friend puts a red, white, and blue ASTRO pop up their ass and stands at attention while being fed an ice cream sandwich by the second friend who is singing the national anthem. A third, and luckiest friend, lays underneath the two of them trying to catch all of the red, white, and blue drippings.
Those fireworks make me full of pride and hungry. You guys want to perform The Patriot with me?
by Murphington July 7, 2023
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The Great Patriotic Pact

This pact is also known as the Great Patriotic Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact with its hush-hush Lebensraum Protocol.
The Great Patriotic Pact is the day Homo sovieticus and its successor Homo putinus have never celebrated on 23rd of August, which was signed by those two peace-loving countries, Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union in Mos🐄 1939.
by O. W. Tongueincheek April 18, 2023
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