lp

Loss Prevention. The person hired by stores to look for people who might be shoplifting.

Work is boring. Did you see the lady the LP was chasing?

by Camo-Kun August 28, 2003

LP

Long Playing

That new LP rules

by sig July 10, 2003

LPS

Liquid Power Shit- a form of crap that is liquid and shoots out of your butthole. noramlly not a comfortable occurence.

I had a totally bad case of LPS in the bathroom.

by gjkgjkg April 20, 2008

LPS

LPS (Le Parti Stupide) THE STUPID PARTY. LPS is a commonly used name for the GOP , especially its Fox News faction .

I can't believe the LPS is 50% Birther

by Goodtwitty September 01, 2015

LP

Le Predictáble. (L-eh Preh-dic-ta-bluh)

As per usual.

Very Predictable.

The same.

Le is a form of meme taken from popular website 'tumblr'.
"Le french" "Le girlfriend" "Le kitchen"

That shirts such an LP. You always wear it on nights out.

by metalman April 05, 2012

LP

"Loose Pussy" A woman whose vagina is quite gaping and can handle a fist or such other large items, or a girl who just looks like a slut or dresses like one.

"Hey look at that LP over there"
"I was with this bitch and damn she had one nasty ass LP, so I got the hell outta there"

by Kertef,Corobo January 08, 2003

LP

MY DAD IS YELLOW CHOMPERS

He looks like a LP

by SHARKKING February 02, 2022