The Joe Rogan Experience

Sucking your own dick, with or without finishing.

“I’m tired, I think I’m just gonna go home, give myself the Joe Rogan Experience, brush my teeth, and go to sleep.”

by Justsomefukndude November 12, 2021

The Joe Rogan Theorem

Out of all possible combinations of events there will always be at least one that will make it possible for someone to be on the Joe Rogan podcast within the space of a week.

Dude I'm so freaked out thinking about "The Joe Rogan Theorem".

by guldan November 11, 2021

The Joe Mauer

After you have released your man gravy in and around her pussy, have her casually squat over you chest and let the drippings fall over your body-creating a Jackson Polluck 'esk painting.

A pretty lady in the Joe Mauer(catcher's position) dripping over your chest.

by WoldA January 6, 2009

The Joe-Joe

Waking up with another guy naked just wearing a t-shirt and one sock

Dude you were so fucked up you did the Joe-Joe and didn't even remember

by Atwoin March 29, 2007

The Joe Biden effect

A phenomenon in which someone is perceived to be more competent, kind, or intelligent than they actually are, simply because of how they compare to their predecessor.

“Is our new boss really as wonderful as he seems, or is it just the Joe Biden effect?

by Mouse Queen June 11, 2021

The Joe Labero

A sexual act, during doggy-style just before ejaculation the man pulls out and ejaculates on the partners lower back. Said partner turns around, convinced that the man has ejaculated on her lower back. The man proceeds to spit in the partners face.

It should be known that Joe Labero is a Swedish magician.

Guy #1: ...so i did the "Reversed David Copperfield".

Guy#2: You mean "The Joe Labero"?

Girl: Was it good for you?

The Guy spits in her face.

Guy: It was absolute magic!

by The illusion of mystery September 20, 2012

The Joe Rogan Experience

A very popular internet podcast hosted by the man of many trades, Joe Rogan. He has over 1,300 episodes of his podcast that can run for hours. His guests can be anyone from a well respected psychologist, to a comedian who can make a mean poop joke. Your grades might be effected from watching too many clips from the show, but what you'll learn is more applicable in the real world.

My favorite podcast by far is The Joe Rogan Experience

by Heyitsj000 November 20, 2019