Haggis

A magical creature which spouts a mountain of lies and bullshit. Usually Ginger and small, it is a very unsociable creature and does not trust anyone.

A haggis usually seeks to undermine others who get in its way. It may lie to get close to people, before selling them up stream.

Haggis: Wanna Ride In My Ferrari?

Haggis: Im not brining in my driving lisence cos you will steal it

Haggis: Every girl fancies me

Haggis: Ive been to jail

Haggis

by Barrel B0y May 20, 2009

haggis

Commonly known as a scottish delicacy...now used as a light insult between friends

<Becky> your such a skanky haggis Mel
<Mel> Yeh well at least im not a mouldy one with baby poo hair

by Melecky May 19, 2003

haggis

wee haggis is a wee scottish legend.

wee heegis bee the weey!!

do you seel heegis?

by number 1 wee haggis by the way April 02, 2005

haggis

haggis is in fact a douche, and vice-versa.

"you know guys, it's not called haggis, it's a douche. a douche is a strange meal which consists of pieces of an animal, a sheep i think, cooked in his stomach inside the animal." -Meemo

by Roflcopterist Extraordinaire July 25, 2006

haggis

1. ogre genitals, usually shaven and giving off a very pungent stench and often dripping pus and other grotty liquids.

2. something that is under an ogre's kilt

3.grotty, smelly, pus dripping genitals

that ogre is a bit of allright i wouldn't mind getting some of that haggard haggis.

by pwcca October 20, 2004

haggis

Haggis is a scotsmans bagpipes stuffed with sheeps blood and intestines then baked in the oven for 3 hours.
It tastes great and you will be able to play "God Save The Queen" as you are eating.

Fuck me ! Faharquar, this Haggis tastes like the goats spuds! Its Brilliant aye brrrrrilllliant I say to ye, noo giyass a tune - play god save the queen, aye laddie a toast and a tune to the queen.

Ahhh it could only be better if the english would lead us in a United Kingdom

by dick the perv February 01, 2008

haggis

slag term meaning public hair

My haggis has bubble gum caught in it and now I have to shave it.

by kjanders9709 August 16, 2005