on the fiddle

an irish phrase denoting the act of underhandedly accepting a bribe for services rendered.

that rompf must be on the fiddle; how else could he afford unused condoms?

by himself o'leary November 19, 2004

who who and the fiddle do

a generic term for any southern band with a certain folk sound

Charlie Daniel's Band

by mavman July 18, 2008

Play the fiddle

When a guy rubs his cock on the pussy lips of a girl but doesn't penetrate. Teen age form of birth control

I didn't have a condom and I didn't want ot knock her up so we just played the fiddle.

by Stan April 12, 2006

To play the fiddle

A disguised form for semi-exhibitionists to refer to their superskillful male masturbation sessions.

You: Ah, well, I'm off now; it's time to play the fiddle.
She: Oh crikey, do you play the fiddle?!
You: On a daily basis, me love.
She: Oh, then you must have very well-trained hand coordination!
You: I sure have, lass!
She: I wish you could record some of it for me!

by TerranceTheTerraceTerrier June 27, 2010

The Fiddlesticks

The Fiddlesticks

While some girl. Best if there name is Annie. Sucks on your dick. While fiddling with your testicles

Wanna come over tonight so we can do the fiddlesticks?

by Amazing rape March 14, 2014

Playing the Fiddle

Getting girls attention by " playing the fiddle". This can be a result of easy tourists, vulnerable girls, or any girl that joins the band and does not know. The person playing the fiddle is usually incognito and is not noticed as a player but USUALLY is.

Dude, you were really "playing the fiddle" last summer....you did work!!

by DeucePac December 17, 2008

Ripped the Fiddle

A euphemism for something indeterminate, but bad.

"How did your date go last night?"

"I ripped the fiddle."

"Holy fucking shit dude! Better make a break for Mexico while you still have a chance!"

by AlphaAlex November 9, 2011