erm

um uh okay thats wierd strange

“jack said he likes the shape of my toes” “erm”

by ermcentral May 30, 2020

erm

To jizz, skeet, ejaculate

That chick was so hot i ermmed in my pants!

by Cammel Juice October 09, 2011

erm

the sound that a tuckus makes when it pauses to collect its thoughts

Sam: Hey what's up, Jon?
Jon: Erm...nothin'

by Prosciutto Bellino January 18, 2004

Erm

your answer when your kids ask you why you're leaving again

"Erm, mommy, er, is coming back soon, beebee..i love you."

by Krkič April 20, 2019

erm

Used often by John Kerry.

"So who are these foreign leaders you calim to have supported you?"

"Erm...."

by Proud American April 11, 2004

erm

Something Steph says when harshly disturbed or shocked. Usually due to Curtis' stupidity, or because he is readjusting his penis. Usually coupled with cruncing into the fetal position.

Me - "PELVIC THRUST!!!>_<"
Steph - "ERM!!!"

by Curtis August 23, 2004

Erm

It's a non-gender specific way to reffer to a guy who looks like a girl or lady resembling a man, most applicable use is for androgynous people

I saw erm go into the family bathroom; so the jury's still out on if they have an innie or an outtie

by Klundamatron6000 February 21, 2018