The Texas Carl

Texas Carl
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.

HEY MAN, let’s give Chuck The Texas Carl... nah, let’s just go to Whataburger instead.

by Chokal October 11, 2019

The nasty carl

when you’re plowing your girls neck crevices while she licks the sweat off your johnson

when i got home from the gym, all she wanted to do was the nasty carl

by larva123 February 5, 2020

Carl the Legend

Carl is the most coolest turtle there is. Carl is a gay turtle legend. 🏳️ 🌈 pride!!! Carl is way better than Trump will ever be, so vote Carl! So many people have voted Carl so far but he is not president yet🙍Trump is in the lead due to cheating!! 😡 Anyways, vote for the turtle legend Carl! 🐢 🏳️ 🌈👍Everyone's vote counts

Vote Carl the Legend for president!!

*whispers* if you don't vote, Tom (the snake Carl as a crush on) will be under your bed tonight. If you have no railings and your mattress is on the floor.... well Tom will be somewhere in your room or wherever you sleep. This is not a threat.🚫 Remember! Vote for Carl!!!

by lovelypeachesonthetrack August 2, 2018

BinBon The BingoBongo (Calyx, Skye, etc.)

THE CUTEST. LIKE. EVER. VERY MUCH CUTE.

BinBon The BingoBongo (Calyx, Skye, etc.) is an adorable chocolate box cutie.

by undanger stranger March 8, 2023

carl the shark

carl the shark is the smallest shark in the world he lives under the smallest pebble in the ocean so good luck finding him, but if you do you will never want to touch him. his mouth can open to the size of the largest living thing.

carl the shark will absolutely destroy you

by carl the squirrel December 2, 2020

Carl The Collector

The pbs kids show that has a awful intro Yes It's Carl The Collector yes it's Carl absolutely Carl Carl The Collector Carl Carl The Collector Carl Carl Carl Carl The Collector

Carl The Collector is a pbs kids show bassed on a autistic raccoon kid called Carl

by pnmnmorshshttkork February 11, 2025

Shut the fuck up Carl!

Shut the fuck up Carl! is a military meme that usually is scene that depicts some military situation sometimes it’s a funny mess up or just a picture that involves the military. There’s usually a snarky or funny remark made of the current situation on top, with a bottom text being along the lines of “shut the fuck up, Carl” but this can also fluctuate, except that the guy is always addressed as Carl. Some other notable different ones are: “Goddammit, Carl” “Seriously,Carl."

Shut the fuck up Carl! As Carl is doing something stupid.

by Assar2015 May 25, 2016