This phrase is an idiom.
If you say you know someone but not in the biblical sense, you mean you have not had sex with them
Usage notes: In the Bible, 'to know' someone meant to have sex with them.
'Did you know her then?' 'Yes, but not in the biblical sense.'
If you say you know someone but not in the biblical sense, you mean you have not had sex with them
Usage notes: In the Bible, 'to know' someone meant to have sex with them.
'Did you know her then?' 'Yes, but not in the biblical sense.'
by lucasizle January 12, 2012
Get the but not in the biblical sense mug.The term "reading the bible" refers to any situation that is bad, illegal, or just naughty like sex or drugs.
You and your friends are smoking pot in your room. Your mom knocks on the door and asks what your doing in there. You respond "reading the bible!"
You and your friend are talking in study hall and you are asked "So what did you and Joe do last night?" you respond "oh, ya know, we um... read the bible out loud to eachother." When really you fucked like bunnies.
You and your friend are talking in study hall and you are asked "So what did you and Joe do last night?" you respond "oh, ya know, we um... read the bible out loud to eachother." When really you fucked like bunnies.
by xShannonx July 16, 2008
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by funnyfuckman October 2, 2008
Get the its in the bible mug.Old Testament: God creates the universe and he sees it and it's serious business, but then Satan pretends to be a snake and trolls Eve, telling her "Apple or GTFO" (cuz she's already showing tits) she chooses the former and then her and her fuck buddy Adam get b& from Eden for being troll bait. Then alot of serious fucking incest occurs and we get the human race (which explains alot, really)
Then later, God gets uber pissed about Pharaoh Hitler for pwning the Jews, so he gives Moses some cheat codes for the universe. Moses stages a mass slave runaway and opens the sea so the Jews can run through, closing it behind him and drowning the ancient Nazis. God lol'd.
Some other less important shit happens, mostly composed of a bunch of faggots writing emo poetry about God for him to fap to.
New Testament: God finds Mary sleeping and just sticks the tip in and drops his load. Nine months later, Jesus is born. For his 13th birthday, God gave Jesus more cheat codes then he gave Moses, plus the
rcon password for life and some CP.
Later, Jesus became a hardcore ska punk and trolled the old school jews hard. They got super pissed and permabanned him with a cross and some nine inch nails. They forgot he had God Mode turned on though, so he waited 2 days and hit vid_restart on the rcon panel, came back into lifes server, and laughed at the jews.
After that, 3 more guys tell the same story, then this faggot Paul wrote an assload of shit about sex being evil and a bunch of other stuff that Jesus never fucking said but everybody listened to Paul anyway because they're stupid.
The End
Then later, God gets uber pissed about Pharaoh Hitler for pwning the Jews, so he gives Moses some cheat codes for the universe. Moses stages a mass slave runaway and opens the sea so the Jews can run through, closing it behind him and drowning the ancient Nazis. God lol'd.
Some other less important shit happens, mostly composed of a bunch of faggots writing emo poetry about God for him to fap to.
New Testament: God finds Mary sleeping and just sticks the tip in and drops his load. Nine months later, Jesus is born. For his 13th birthday, God gave Jesus more cheat codes then he gave Moses, plus the
rcon password for life and some CP.
Later, Jesus became a hardcore ska punk and trolled the old school jews hard. They got super pissed and permabanned him with a cross and some nine inch nails. They forgot he had God Mode turned on though, so he waited 2 days and hit vid_restart on the rcon panel, came back into lifes server, and laughed at the jews.
After that, 3 more guys tell the same story, then this faggot Paul wrote an assload of shit about sex being evil and a bunch of other stuff that Jesus never fucking said but everybody listened to Paul anyway because they're stupid.
The End
by Hiebsy August 9, 2009
Get the the bible mug.A book written by a bunch of hippies, about 2000 years ago, who were smoking some serious hash at the time. Never actually figured for their text to be taken seriously.
"Hey, Josh, dude, let's put some shit in their about a guy, right?"
"Yeah, rad man, and he can be like... uh, tossed overboard into the, uh, like ocean, right?"
"Cool, and then, like... a giant fish, just like, comes up and swallows him, man."
"AWWWWH, far out man!"
"And he could then, like, chill in the fish for a few days, before it like... spits him back out, you know?"
"Chilled man."
"What should we call this book, yo?"
"How about, like, someting that sounds like Babel."
"Yeah, like the town."
"Only, bib... Bibe.... oh, The Bible!"
"Holy shit man!"
"Yeah, rad man, and he can be like... uh, tossed overboard into the, uh, like ocean, right?"
"Cool, and then, like... a giant fish, just like, comes up and swallows him, man."
"AWWWWH, far out man!"
"And he could then, like, chill in the fish for a few days, before it like... spits him back out, you know?"
"Chilled man."
"What should we call this book, yo?"
"How about, like, someting that sounds like Babel."
"Yeah, like the town."
"Only, bib... Bibe.... oh, The Bible!"
"Holy shit man!"
by Degree7 July 9, 2009
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Get the thumping the bible mug.HOW TO FLIP THE BIBLEBIRD:
1. One flips the BibleBird (similar to flipping the bird or The Bird) at someone by extending their index finger in an extended horizontal position, pointing at their intended victim while uttering the phrase, "I'll pray fer yew!"
2. ONLINE -- When losing an argument or feeling in danger of losing an argument online, declare your opponent as being overly angry and then type, "I'll pray fer yew!" and immediately post.
MEANING = Derogatory and Offensive Gesture:
The flipper of the BibleBird has just passed judgement upon their victim and has declared that victim to be either eternally damned to Hell, or in grave danger of being eternally damned to Hell (as defined by the flipper's perception of their own purported Christian religion).
1. One flips the BibleBird (similar to flipping the bird or The Bird) at someone by extending their index finger in an extended horizontal position, pointing at their intended victim while uttering the phrase, "I'll pray fer yew!"
2. ONLINE -- When losing an argument or feeling in danger of losing an argument online, declare your opponent as being overly angry and then type, "I'll pray fer yew!" and immediately post.
MEANING = Derogatory and Offensive Gesture:
The flipper of the BibleBird has just passed judgement upon their victim and has declared that victim to be either eternally damned to Hell, or in grave danger of being eternally damned to Hell (as defined by the flipper's perception of their own purported Christian religion).
"I don't like the way you argue and think you are wrong. I'LL PRAY FER YEW!" (you have been flipped the BibleBird)
"I think your ideas are full of manure/crap/shit/etc. I'LL PRAY FER YEW!" (you have been flipped the BibleBird)
"You must be one of them Liberals. I'LL PRAY FER YEW!" (you have been flipped the BibleBird)
"What do you mean you're an agnostic? I'LL PRAY FER YEW!" (you have been flipped the BibleBird)
"I think your ideas are full of manure/crap/shit/etc. I'LL PRAY FER YEW!" (you have been flipped the BibleBird)
"You must be one of them Liberals. I'LL PRAY FER YEW!" (you have been flipped the BibleBird)
"What do you mean you're an agnostic? I'LL PRAY FER YEW!" (you have been flipped the BibleBird)
by Bigot Bagger January 4, 2012
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