69

The number having to be the most hated numbers. It is a symbol from your teacher saying she hates you and wants to kill you by giving you a number that is hated the most. A Failing number on your test because you missed THE ONLY FUCKING POINT YOU NEEDED TO PASS THE TEST

Kid1: Goddamnit. I hate Ms. Jones
Kid2: Why?
Kid1: She gave me 69 on the test
Kid2: Damn man, no wonder she doesn’t have a husband.

by ThisIsMyKingdomCum April 17, 2020

69

Noun: the number between 68 and 70
Noun: a sex position
Verb: having sex in that sex position

What is 23 x 3
69

by RainySimp July 2, 2022

69

Such an innocent number! Why do people think it is dirty?

Teacher: What comes after 68 dear?
Kid: 69!
Teacher: correct!

by Elbert Ainstein October 10, 2014

69

A number immediately before 70, and immediately after 68.

Usage: Bingo Calling.

"A meal for two with a hairy view - Number 69".

by biznuge November 15, 2012

*69

dial this and u can get the phone number of the person that just called u. works only within the US

I felt i was being stalked, so i *69'ed this guy who just called and found out it Geoff! fuckin stalker.

by hkl; April 29, 2005

69

Amazing sex position were man gets a mouthful of a womens pussy while the woman is eating up his dick at the same time.

hey

babe after this movie wanna 69?

by H0RNl October 18, 2019

*69

To call someone back.

The Narrator: I called a second ago. There was no answer. I'm at a payphone.

Tyler :Yeah, I *69'd you. I never pick up my phone. (Fight Club)

by thai red curry July 31, 2016