The Thanos

While having sex with a woman, after you orgasm, hug her and whisper into her ear "I'm sorry little one" then toss her off the bed head first. While she's unconscious, rummage through her jewelery box and take all the jewels. Then, snap your fingers and make you and half the shit in your house dissappear.

"Hey bro I'm trying to do something new with the next girl I smash. Any suggestion to spice things up?"

"Well you could always do the thanos"

"Holy shit great idea. Maybe I'll get a new TV this time!"

by Testicular cancer is no joke February 14, 2019

thanos cock block

When a guy is about to cum in his girl and Thanos clicks his fingers and the girl dissapears, leaving the guy to cum into empty space.

Did you hear Mike got Thanos cock blocked, she disappeared as he came, only thing left was his cum on her sheets.

by DrSalter June 1, 2018

thanos colored mfs

one of the countless nicknames given to armys by kpop stans that was supposed to be somehow offensive or insulting but ended up being used by armys themselves. it comes from the fact the thanos' color is purple and the association of the purple color with armys and bts

other nicknames kpopies use to describe armys are little sevens, borahae bitches, purple blooded fandom, purple heart twt, purple troops, burger fandom, purple pussies, and so much more

- let's go thanos colored mfs! don't forget to vote for bts!!

by theejeonjk December 5, 2021

So long, and thanks for all the fish

What the dolphins said (or tried to say) to us humans as they left right before the Earth was destroyed in the book The Ultimate Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.

"So long, and thanks for all the fish." -dolphin

by beattie April 11, 2005

Thanos

A big purple raisin that has nothing better to do than throw his adopted grape off a cliff. It collects rocks and destroys half the life saying it was “mercy”

I love thanos

by Killerlead1 February 19, 2019

thanks, lee

That guy who tries to top a joke that's already been made.

Lee doesn't get the comedy pyramid. There's set up, rising action, punchline. Lee keeps going after the joke's been made. Thanks, Lee.

by JormanThoad March 21, 2017

thanksliving

Thanksgiving is marked in late November in the US by sharing a meal with family and friends. The meal for most Americans in 2018 includes large portions of animal flesh, usually turkey flesh. Animal rights advocates championing the cause of justice, empathy, compassion for non-human animals along the same lines as human animals, mark this occasion by sharing a meal devoid of animal cruelty. An animal friendly meal celebrating human and non-human animal lives is referred to as Thanksliving.

Maria, from Vahimsa PA, has an open invitation for anyone interested in Thanksliving celebrations.

by Social-media Wordsmith November 21, 2018