Going up the River Thames

Anal sex whilst the receiving partner is suffering a bout of diarrhoea.

Jonathan 'jay-kay' Kell Going up the river Thames
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by falolout August 4, 2010

Thamos

A wife fucker. This man is likely a tall blonde with blue eyes, but do not let his dashing looks fool you, he WILL FUCK YOUR WIFE, this man also loves Little Fat Lambs.

Look at Thamos over there

by Fat Eshay June 23, 2019

thames house

Either of the buildings in London used by MI5 and MI6, the 'Secret services' in UK. Conveniently marked on all street maps for convenience of terrorism.

"Ive got a job in Thames House"...pauses..."Oh shit. Ive got to kill you now.."

by oracle March 12, 2004

Going down the river Thames

When you are having sexual intercourse and your partner has an urgent diarrhea, which he/she cant hold and lets go. But being the brave man that you are, you ignore the obstacle and keep on doing what you love the most... (no pun intended)

Bro, me and my sis totally went down the river Thames last night.
Going down the river Thames is my lifestyle.

by Sir Gregory Thames January 30, 2016

thames river

a well known location to twelve. a top river in the world.

man, i was on some next level shit bro, so fried i was ready to 12 at thames river.

by Twelve Express October 28, 2020

Thames barge

A big ugly woman who is an easy fuck. So named because of the similarity to the trash barges that go up and down the river Thames in London which everyone dumps their mess into.

Dude 1: "That girl in Accounts, the fat one, everyone in the department has fucked her!"
Dude 2: "Yeah - a real Thames barge."

by Wizards Sleeve September 3, 2006

thals

The area inbetween a man's thighs and his scrotum. Sometimes, this area obtains a rash in which the area turns red and causes pain on the man when he walks. This rash can be referred to as a thals rash.

I had trouble walking around the city all day due to my swollen thals rash.

by Boris Jacobs June 24, 2006