thanls 

a synonym for shoe. can also be slang for armpit fat.

ex: #1
branden: nice thanls!
leah: thanks bp, i got it from payless!

ex: #2
leah: hey branden, have you been skipping your workouts lately?
branden: how can you tell?!!! It’s the thanls, isn’t it.

thanls by lulu06041 May 30, 2020

thanls 

guinea pigs 🤢🤢

“guinea pigs are gross!! no thanls.”

thanls by waifukait September 20, 2020

Thanksgivukkah 

Thanksgivukkah is the name given to the convergence of the American holiday of Thanksgiving and the first day of Hanukkah on November 28, 2013. It is a result of a rare kink between the lunar Hebrew calendar and the Gregorian calendar. According to nuclear physicist Jonathan Mizrahi, the overlap only occurs once every 80,000 years.
The phrase was coined by Boston-area resident Dana Gitell. Gitell, along with her sister-in-law Deborah Gitell, created a Facebook page and Twitter account devoted to the phenomenon. A Los Angeles-based festival will be held on November 29, 2013 at the Pico Union Building.
Thanksgivukkah is characterized by products promoted on and sold online. Funds to produce a turkey-shaped menorah, dubbed "a menurkey" were raised via a Kickstarter campaign. The Los Angeles Thanksgivukkah festival is being funded by a campaign on Jewcer.
While the imagery and products surrounding the day are light-hearted, advocates contend it has a broader significance resonant with American democracy. "There are amazing similarities between the Pilgrims’ quest for religious freedom and what the Maccabees were fighting for,” one organizer told the New York Daily News.“This a great opportunity for Jewish Americans to celebrate this country and for everyone to acknowledge the greatness of our shared religious freedoms.”

Combined holiday of Thanksgiving and the first day of Hanukkah, hence "Thanksgivukkah," on November 28th, 2013. Resulting from the rare kink between the lunar Hebrew calendar and the Gregorian calendar which occurs every 80,000 years!

Thanksgivukkah by JohnnyFlash October 8, 2013

Thanks Pete 

Mostly said by fans of Fall Out Boy after when Patrick couldn't reach the mic, Pete Wentz attempted to lift him up to it
Patrick: Er, and thanks to this mic stand for being really tall
Pete: *Lifts Patrick up*
Patrick: Thanks Pete
Since then, Fall Out Boy fans will randomly blurt out THANKS PETE or instead of just saying thanks. Now thank Pete for this definition

Friend: *opens door for me to walk through*
Me: *walks through* Thanks Pete!
Friend: dafuq

Thanks Pete by mcr-and-fob-fangirl May 6, 2015

Thanos 

An angry grape who has a rock collection

Thanos has nice rock collection

Thanos by RussianSlav November 3, 2018

Thanos 

a big purple raisin floating around in space with a sparkly oven mitt.

Thanos is coming for those jems boi!!!

Thanos by Loki_the_killer June 1, 2018

Thanos 

A purple man with a nut-sack chin that loves collecting rocks. He also loves adopting random children after murdering their family.

“Man, Thanos really screwed the Avengers”

Thanos by Stutter Butter April 11, 2019